Gid moanin orl
Schewsdi hand orl ot wurkin peasants'll after herna krust agin
Eyes orlreet coz eye's retyred how sumfink
Henni weighs, avva guddun coz tson
Plughs eye luvvded der Hippi'z vid ovt shy knee blak tratterer gettin darn hand nort gertin durti :p:p
 
Who eats all the bread the night before//makes packed lunch then forgets to get 1 out the freezer?
You can blame the beer monkeys for that. Cheeky little bu66ers follow you home from the pub and creep into your house while you are letting yourself in. You never actually see them, they empty your fridge, leave food packaging everywhere, sometimes they leave takeaway food scraps lying around. They empty your wallet and then let themselves out of the house. You only know they have been when you get up next morning.
 
You can blame the beer monkeys for that. Cheeky little bu66ers follow you home from the pub and creep into your house while you are letting yourself in. You never actually see them, they empty your fridge, leave food packaging everywhere, sometimes they leave takeaway food scraps lying around. They empty your wallet and then let themselves out of the house. You only know they have been when you get up next morning.
Are they also known as teenagers?
 

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