Marmaduke · May 25, 2019

Dippypud said:
Keep 'em in yer hanky ... lasted most of the week ...

You must be posh having a hanky, what I couldn't pick and eat went up me sleeve

Old habits die hard

Turktowner · May 25, 2019

Oooh, I has his seena nad for tankfest.
Taint far oft neever.

Wimblowdriver · May 25, 2019

Dippypud said:
Keep 'em in yer hanky ...

You kept your sweets inna snotrag???

. Where's me bucket - I wanna puke.

Dippypud · May 25, 2019

Marmaduke said:
You must be posh having a hanky, what I couldn't pick and eat went up me sleeve
Old habits die hard

Me Mum always gave me a clean hanky on a Monday morning .... she embroidered an initial in the corner too ...

Dippypud · May 25, 2019

Wimblowdriver said:
You kept your sweets inna snotrag??? . Where's me bucket - I wanna puke.

I was seven, didn't care then, don't care now ...

Wimblowdriver · May 25, 2019

Note to self; if Dippy offers me a sweet, decline politely. Specially if they got fluff on.

Marmaduke · May 25, 2019

Wimblowdriver said:
Note to self; if Dippy offers me a sweet, decline politely. Specially if they got fluff on.

Hicap phill · May 25, 2019

Beer now a Chinese ......

doriz · May 25, 2019

Hicap phill said:
Beer now a Chinese ......

Almost Nirvana

Hippo · May 25, 2019

Marmaduke said:
Tis a bit overcast and muggy here in Stafford, last night of the shift and payday anorl so I is one happy camper
Man I love this job

Bollox ter the wevva. Have yer pulled ter nyte?

Dippypud · May 25, 2019

Wimblowdriver said:
Note to self; if Dippy offers me a sweet, decline politely. Specially if they got fluff on.

Or green flicks ...

Dippypud · May 25, 2019

Hicap phill said:
Beer now a Chinese ......

I didn't know you were a magician ...

Hippo · May 25, 2019

Turktowner said:
Oooh, I has his seena nad for tankfest.
Taint far oft neever.

Is that the one at the bottom ov England by the army trainin course?

Hippo · May 25, 2019

Eye cut me grass ter nyte un me bobbin were erbout hoppin ter grass then eye din int bush watchin.

Eye add free dunnucs eated me meal wurm ut same time anorl.

doriz · May 25, 2019

Hippo said:
Eye cut me grass ter nyte un me bobbin were erbout hoppin ter grass then eye din int bush watchin.

Eye add free dunnucs eated me meal wurm ut same time anorl.

Did you mower any little birdies this time?

kermit_rr · May 25, 2019

It's freekin' dark!!

Marmaduke · May 25, 2019

Hippo said:
Bollox ter the wevva. Have yer pulled ter nyte?

Alas when you consider how well hung the average bull is I wouldn't stand a chance

Shimsteriom · May 25, 2019

kermit_rr said:
It's freekin' dark!!

Try opening your eyes

kermit_rr · May 25, 2019

Shimsteriom said:
Try opening your eyes

Ffs!! Nearly thought i was blind!!

Hippo · May 25, 2019

doriz said:
Did you mower any little birdies this time?

Eye int evva mowed em

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