No comment..........I did just delete my reply.
Somit to do with your middle part hair do.
Any longer!For that I'd need hair where it can be parted, which i haven'tNo comment..........I did just delete my reply.
Oh dear me!Ta for the tip is that wot you said to him too.
I never met her!
The one at my school was a right battle axe but the other burd (nurse) in the "san" (sanitorium, place where you go to be ill in a boarding school) was very much a bit of alright. As it was a boys' boarding school you only ever saw some of the teacher's wives and they were a right crew, except, funnily, for the Head's, who wore miniskirts.
So your standards lowered faster than a lifeboat on a sinking ship!
Oh dear me!
I never met her!
The one at my school was a right battle axe but the other burd (nurse) in the "san" (sanitorium, place where you go to be ill in a boarding school) was very much a bit of alright. As it was a boys' boarding school you only ever saw some of the teacher's wives and they were a right crew, except, funnily, for the Head's, who wore miniskirts.
So your standards lowered faster than a lifeboat on a sinking ship!
Luv that comment, made eye larf
I do enjoy our little laugh sessions at the end of an evening! The missus sometimes asks me what I was laughing at when I lol!
That's how she gets to see your comments and she has a good laugh too!
Bet @Def90man 's sheep aren't laughing, bet they're running away, jumping dry stone walls and screaming in fear!! Poor things. Do hope none Miss Carry!
Waste of good malt as a braw fisherman from Anstruther once told me, in the middle of a fishing gala where they were all ****ed as newts,
"Hae a malt fust, then kerry on drunkun the ornery whisky, yer taiste buds will be too stunned fae the fust one to be able tu tell thu deefrence!"
Or carry on with rum!!!!!
EDIT, there were three of us on the boat and that night we weren't allowed to buy a drink in any pub. And peeps say the Scots aren't generous. Great night!
On getting back to the boat the tide had gone right out so the boat was deep down in the harbour, so I decided to climb down a pile of fishboxes on the neighbouring fishing boat. WHAT a flipping noise as they all fell over! I wasn't hurt, or if i was I couldn't feel it! But my head,the morn after!!
Not sure why they Scots are tight as ive never really found any, oh wait a min my dad is tighter than a snare drum.
Guess I had better put the hens to bed.
The hen coop is far enough away from the caravan to be safe but I'll carry a big stick with me just in case!
The hen coop is far enough away from the caravan to be safe but I'll carry a big stick with me just in case!
I do enjoy our little laugh sessions at the end of an evening! The missus sometimes asks me what I was laughing at when I lol!
That's how she gets to see your comments and she has a good laugh too!
Bet @Def90man 's sheep aren't laughing, bet they're running away, jumping dry stone walls and screaming in fear!! Poor things. Do hope none Miss Carry!
Oh no
I might have to watch what I say from now on...Ive herd that he owns the local leisure centre.
Guess I had better put the hens to bed.
The hen coop is far enough away from the caravan to be safe but I'll carry a big stick with me just in case!
Is it made from hickory
Oh no
Ive herd that he owns the local leisure centre.
Well, I stepped oot side the hoose and it is raining, a wee drizzle, so that "dampened my ardour" for Quazzymodo at least as if there ever was any "ardour" in that direction!Is it made from hickory
I'll have to think about a "hickory stick" as round 'ere that in't partickerly a yoophemism for much!
Ok off to kip.
and Kev leave some of that Aberfeldy for next time, eh?
Cheap whisky, honey, a tiny squirt of lemon juice and hot watter. For a toddy to help you ease your throat.
Sleep well all!!
and Kev leave some of that Aberfeldy for next time, eh?
Cheap whisky, honey, a tiny squirt of lemon juice and hot watter. For a toddy to help you ease your throat.
Sleep well all!!
Keep yer
off me sheeps 
Drizzly and grey here!
Seems we get the opposite to Bonny Scotland all the time!
Seems we get the opposite to Bonny Scotland all the time!
