Hippo
Lord Hippo
Not seen me hoggy this year. Will check me camera.
What a pain!Morning All.
Last nights disaster was the bath waste springing a leak.
At least I now positively know where the leak is that is making the kitchen ceiling wet.
It never leaks it just drips (to mangle a phrase). Ho-Hum.
Have a great day.
And we came into the Frog palce, wen to the downstasirs loo and the basin is also now leaking.
Plumbers mait will be out soon!
We've already had the Vent d'Autan ever since we got here. Makes the roof timbers creak!Nice n dry still cold then someone said its to be 50mph winds at the weekend.
I know people say that as you get older your ears keep on growing, so I understand that you might want to trim them. But your nose, is your new handle "pinocchio!"I've got 2 sticking up on my head my eyebrows grow faster than the hair on me head. Ears need trimming and me nose
Mind the splinters!!
I thort that too! everything is so white! Like Madonna's boat "lika vergin"
(Vergin' on the ridiculous)
Wot a Joker you are!!!!Very last chance to bung this finacial year's £20K into your ISA.... get it done.
I'm sure there is a Scottish joke in this somewhere. but it went over ma heid!I thought you were from Craiglang!!
You poor sod.My bank account been frozen cause it looked like fraud oh aye like transferring money is a crime.
Bank card got swallowed in the cash machine, no diesel in the van I ordered a takeaway yer couldnt pay that either lol
Was a bit angry to say the least.
must have infuriated you.
Dunno if you is wiv the RBS but we are. W went to try and order some currency to be delivered online and the same thing happened. She rang them up and the wimmins said that "it looked dodgy as the company had fraudulent reports about them" so we asked if she could tell us the names of other fraudulent ones so we could avoid them? "NO" OK then, some that deffo are kosher? "NO". So I ended up rather shouting at the useless person. And she ended up having to pay the currency company by bank transfer, they could hardly freeze the account while doing that!
But yes, infuriating!
Yet another thing I'll have to Google!I used to hang about there.
"What is the Scottish joke about "Craiglang"?
So all the problems are under the decking in the saloon etc I take it? without readignt o the end of the thread.It had a full re-fit a few years ago & its been used for 3 hours.
The big hotel that had the fire a while ago, the lad put ashes out the fire into binbags & put it in the cleaning cupboard.
If he put hot ashes into binbags how'd he manage to get them to the cupboard without them spilling out all over the floor? Weird!
Well at least it has a noo galley!!!Well shes not seen it yet
Like waterskiing does she!?
Oh what a shame, I can help you out there.Didnt have any on me & the cash I have at home is 100 quid notes
Send them to me and I'll give you a good rate let's see.
At Bank of Steamer, today's rate, Scottish poons : Pounds sterling is................. 1. 5 : 1.
You'll ne'er get a better rate north of the border!
Yep more or less exactly 24 hours door to door, left the house at 1200hrs Thursdi and arrived at "la maison" at 12h00 Friday.I have a feeling that Stans wine cellar is unprotected
Did he not say he was loading and off today?
Hope you have a good safe trip @Stanleysteamer
J
I actually clocked the mileage too for the first time. 575, miles and of course Portsmouth to Caen/Ouistreham was done int ferry.
Had a agood kip in the cabin snd then another couple of uncomfortable hours in the back of the Disco with two dogs and a freezer box.
Cannot believe how chocka with lorries the "aires" get during the night!! Stacked all over the place.
And the wine cellar is booby trapped!!!
you open the door and get smothered by giant boobies!
Didnt have any on me & the cash I have at home is 100 quid notes
More controlled than we were then, and we were not in as much poop as you were!Now thats a quote I really like.
Good on you!
He can't do that, he's been using them to start fires in hotels!!I'll take them. Put them in a black bin bag and send them to me. Always willing to help out -----
