Us boys do now be desirous uv knowin jus what it is that them wimmins do with bread. Us do leave un straight an true but when us nex gets back to the loaf, tis all mangled an looks like it av bin cut by a cider head wiv a 20 pint habit. Us do think as they clever volks in universities should study this problem an let us know wot to do to cure it.
Tis only us personal opinion as yer all know.
 
We have had army night flying helicopters whizzing around for many hours now but they should, I hope, be going home to bed in a couple of minutes - 11pm is cut-off time.
 

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