I should put burnt food in front of my W more often, then see how she reacts.
Oh wait, I don't need to as I know already.
The slightest sq mm of black and I get castigated.
AND for the pan...
I calls it "caramelisation" but that doesn't help.
At least she does a lot more cooking now and the odd bit of washing up.
And she can load the dishwasher.
Reminds me of the story I may have told already of a bloke who lived in Hull.
He came home at lunchtime every day.
One day his wife put a salad in front of him.
He looked at it in disgust and said "I eat 'OT dinners!" (You have to imagine it in a strong Hessle Road accent.)
He took it into the kitchen, threw the whole lot in a frying pan, "cooked" it and ate it.
Well it made my family laugh.