Yer butt yer cpas loc is stuk.

J
I is so happy to be back on my lappy.
Feck the phone tis a real yown!

(wanted a synonym for "bore" that rhymed with "phone" but couldn't find one!)

Or "Feck the phain, tis a real pain" (You have to imagine it in a posh person's voice)

couldn't think of words to rhyme with "mobile " or even "cellular".
Poet's are a bit cleverer that wot I thort!
 
I is so happy to be back on my lappy.
Feck the phone tis a real yown!

(wanted a synonym for "bore" that rhymed with "phone" but couldn't find one!)

Or "Feck the phain, tis a real pain" (You have to imagine it in a posh person's voice)

couldn't think of words to rhyme with "mobile " or even "cellular".
Poet's are a bit cleverer that wot I thort!
You will be fine tomorrow it’s POETs day :p

J
 
I is so happy to be back on my lappy.
Feck the phone tis a real yown!

(wanted a synonym for "bore" that rhymed with "phone" but couldn't find one!)

Or "Feck the phain, tis a real pain" (You have to imagine it in a posh person's voice)

couldn't think of words to rhyme with "mobile " or even "cellular".
Poet's are a bit cleverer that wot I thort!

jack n Jill went up the hill to fetch stans lappy, Jill did slip an break her hip jack ran down but broke his back
and the lappy came tumbling after, humpy dumpty tried to fix it but all the kings men put it together again.
They used the cell to call for help, he huffed and he puffed & he board the house down.....but no one gave a sh!t 🤣🤣
 
jack n Jill went up the hill to fetch stans lappy, Jill did slip an break her hip jack ran down but broke his back
and the lappy came tumbling after, humpy dumpty tried to fix it but all the kings men put it together again.
They used the cell to call for help, he huffed and he puffed & he board the house down.....but no one gave a sh!t 🤣🤣
He board the house down did he? What with 5 ply?
🤣 🤣 🤣
 
...that the Mitsey House was finished and delivered. :)
Here she is inspecting it from a distance.

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Is there a shelf inside so it can live above the door ole?
 

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