Hippo · Sep 9, 2023

Tis too hot. Last nite eye woke and were struggling the breath. Gottid me thurmus flask to keep me drinks cool.

Had me stake last nite wiv home grow'd tomatoes and chips and mushrooms. Stake cooked on me mean green grillin fing. Betterer cooked than the air fryer and still soft. Cut it into strips to cook it to make the cookering even. I is sat int kitchen where it is cooler. E7 washing on the line. Charged me heating batteries up over nite.

Def90man · Sep 9, 2023

Hippo said:
Is yer finking of buying the v6 hippo @Turktowner's lookering at?

Erm, let me think about that and I’ll get back to you

Not

Hippo · Sep 9, 2023

Def90man said:
Erm, let me think about that and I’ll get back to you

Not

Yer not gerrin back. Ah, eye see. Yer dun't want turk to know he's gottid competition.

Def90man · Sep 9, 2023

Hippo said:
Yer not gerrin back. Ah, eye see. Yer dun't want turk to know he's gottid competition.

WhiskyLassie · Sep 9, 2023

Why when I'm making winter solstice gifts is it 30° in the house

Turktowner · Sep 9, 2023

Hippo said:
Is yer finking of buying the v6 hippo @Turktowner's lookering at?

Let me put up a pic of the passenger side fus though..

Dippypud · Sep 9, 2023

Number two son and his missus are waiting to board their flight ...

Long awaited honeymoon trek to The East ...

Singapore, New Zealand and then Noo Yoike, USA ....

kermit_rr · Sep 9, 2023

Dippypud said:
Number two son and his missus are waiting to board their flight ...

Long awaited honeymoon trek to The East ...

Singapore, New Zealand and then Noo Yoike, USA ....

That's a good range of destinations! Be interesting to hear what the yanks would say if you said noo yoike was the 'East'

Hippo · Sep 9, 2023

Just collected about 40 tomatoes oft me plants. Eye is struggling to eat em all. Having tomatoes wiv everyfink. They is baby ones at 20 to 30mm diameter. Eye dun't normally go fer baby vegerbles as eye fink its sad that baby carruts dun't get to live to adult carruts. Me tomartoes must be maxed oot on age as they turn red when ready to pick. They dun't get biggerer if yer leave em. They go mushy.

Hippo · Sep 9, 2023

Ere they is. Eye only paid a sov ferrem in the sale. Still got most the packet left.

https://www.homebase.co.uk/mr.-fothergill-s-tomato-red-cherry-fruit-seeds/12820496.html

Dippypud · Sep 9, 2023

kermit_rr said:
That's a good range of destinations! Be interesting to hear what the yanks would say if you said noo yoike was the 'East'

If you go far enough in that direction, you can kick yourself in the 'arris before you leave ...

Hippo · Sep 9, 2023

Talking of omebase... eye went there on fryday after going to wix. Eye then went to bnq. Looked at all the hanging baskits. Eye fink the 40cm ones from omebase is probably the best option. The metal prob fings are wide enuff to gerra blackburd through but norra pigwing. Eye will put em upsidedown to cover me burd baffs.

Dippypud · Sep 9, 2023

Hippo said:
Talking of omebase... eye went there on fryday after going to wix. Eye then went to bnq. Looked at all the hanging baskits. Eye fink the 40cm ones from omebase is probably the best option. The metal prob fings are wide enuff to gerra blackburd through but norra pigwing. Eye will put em upsidedown to cover me burd baffs.

As long as they can get out quick if a cat mooches past ...

Stanleysteamer · Sep 9, 2023

kermit_rr said:
Think i left in 97, when it was released

Well I left at 17, if you left at 18 then you are 25 yrs younger'n me, if at 16 then what 27 yrs younger.

Stanleysteamer · Sep 9, 2023

Hippo said:
Someone wiv a smart fone should protect it if using it online or wiv apps online. A cyber security peep should know that and do it.

A non disclosure doc is setup to confirm one or more sides agree not to disclose information relating to the subject in said nda. Like a companies network security and weaknesses, if thats what they is looking at. It could put yer in court fer damages if yer go against what yer signing up to. Norra clever idea to sign an nda while telling peeps of private info from other companies they have been to.

Chap wiv the hard drive refusing to admit it were damaged. Manually reading data oft it as some of the disk surface was undamaged.

I was kinda joking, I did in fact get all this except for the bit about the hard drive. But always nice to have it confirmed that I understand any of this tech stuff!

Stanleysteamer · Sep 9, 2023

kermit_rr said:
Think i left in 97, when I was released

Just sorted that our for you!!!

Stanleysteamer · Sep 9, 2023

kevstar said:
So you got bitten by a Equus africanus asinus

Oooh, getchew wiv da Latin speek!!!
Now maybe you can explain why an 'orse can mate wiv an ass and produce a mool, but a mool cannot mate wiv anything and produce anything Mr Professor of all things equine!!!

As I don't get it either!!!!

and I'm not even sure if I is right!

Stanleysteamer · Sep 9, 2023

kevstar said:
BBQ is lit now wheres the beer............. I may be on later just warning yous before hand

Weely weely lookin forward to it!!!
@kevstar on full drunken chat!!!!
NOT to be missed!!!!

Stanleysteamer · Sep 9, 2023

Def90man said:

Too late!!

Stanleysteamer · Sep 9, 2023

WhiskyLassie said:
Why when I'm making winter solstice gifts is it 30° in the house

Cos you has started them 2 1/2 mumffs too early!!!!!

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