Oh dear, opened Pandora's box there!"Ohh, but I unloaded it yesdi.."
'No you dint, twas me..'
"I'm sure I did you know.."
'Nope, that was the day before, remember you broke a glass..'
"FOR GOD'S SAKE I ALWAYS IS UNLOADIN THE DAMN THING! WHO AM I, YOUR BLOODY MOTHER?!"
Strops oft, no supper, stoney silence for 48 hours
Me an the first wife.Oh dear, opened Pandora's box there!
We don't give a toss whose turn it is, and we both cook too.
But W tends to do more domestics as I do more DIY.
Me an herself now both cooks too an have the same arrangements over our doodies. Course I wuks fool time anorl..
Barge of Range Rovers?A group of hippos is called a bloat
An Fe-O of TrattersMore like a scrapyard
Post of the week awardMore like a scrapyard
Hee heeAn Fe-O of Tratters
Fe2O3An Fe-O of Tratters
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Atcherly, is more complex than that says Google. Any pedant chemists on ere can kma
Saves Mary Magdalen a job!!!Just let the dogs lick yer plates clean, then put them away. Who needs a dishwasher
And Jack Spratt n his missus
I was talking in cockerknee rhyming slang!
If the 'at fits..
aaaaR!But i don't wear a 'at on me ass!!If the 'at fits..
I know. Reminds me of that great line in the Carry On filum - "show me his plates, doctor. No - his x-rays -----". But not as good as the line in Carry On Up the Khyber when the body guard is told to dismiss the entertainer; "Fakir, -- Off!"
Same with us we have more than enough dishes so dishwasher all ways fullJust the two of us, so we use one all the time. Better things to do than "your turn to wash, so I'll dry, then we'll both put away!!!".
Eye would have put the ramp the other way so yer could wheely oft it.
