Well I need to lose a stone.
Beggared if I'm doing it that way!
But you must be walking better with that weight out of the way fo your.......walking!!!
w@lking err not quite, @ slow
w@lking err not quite, @ slow
A colleague at IBM had "The Snip" and came into work a couple of days later claiming to be a little uncomfortable but able to work.w@lking err not quite, @ slowchuffingshuffling movement
An Operator Desk needed moving at the customer's place and so "George" grabbed one end of it and the IBM engineer grabbed the other and "lifted".
Sadly, George had chosen the heavy end where all the big power-supplied were and in the effort he managed to pop his stitches.
He was then off work for several weeks. Moral: Don't rush things.
Take it easy @kevstar , we want you around for all the fun stuff for years to come mate.
A colleague at IBM had "The Snip" and came into work a couple of days later claiming to be a little uncomfortable but able to work.
An Operator Desk needed moving at the customer's place and so "George" grabbed one end of it and the IBM engineer grabbed the other and "lifted".
Sadly, George had chosen the heavy end where all the big power-supplied were and in the effort he managed to pop his stitches.
He was then off work for several weeks. Moral: Don't rush things.
Take it easy @kevstar , we want you around for all the fun stuff for years to come mate.
d@mm th@t sounds n@sty
I'll be on light duties for @ wee while 
WhiskyLassie
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My old landy maybe able to send you his old wheels now he has his shogunw@lking err not quite, @ slowchuffingshuffling movement
WhiskyLassie
Well-Known Member
What's mushrooms got to do with this?A colleague at IBM had "The Snip" and came into work a couple of days later claiming to be a little uncomfortable but able to work.
An Operator Desk needed moving at the customer's place and so "George" grabbed one end of it and the IBM engineer grabbed the other and "lifted".
Sadly, George had chosen the heavy end where all the big power-supplied were and in the effort he managed to pop his stitches.
He was then off work for several weeks. Moral: Don't rush things.
Take it easy @kevstar , we want you around for all the fun stuff for years to come mate.
??? well, that went over my head
WhiskyLassie
Well-Known Member
He said moral. Was making a joke with morel mushrooms.??? well, that went over my head
Also no one got the whole nut joke either...
WhiskyLassie
Well-Known Member
GoodOh trust me us blokes got the nut joke
J
WhiskyLassie
Well-Known Member
No, the same if people get their teeth pulled you buy them gummy bears to cheer them up.Ok Mistress lassie
J
Oh yes we did. But we are (mostly) blokes and winced
WhiskyLassie
Well-Known Member
Laughs in female anatomy
So sad.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-65028962
Don't know how I misssed this when it first happened.
It was always going to happen.
Scrap Ofsted and brink back HMIs. They REALLY did a good and suportive job.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-65028962
Don't know how I misssed this when it first happened.
It was always going to happen.
Scrap Ofsted and brink back HMIs. They REALLY did a good and suportive job.
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Eye avoid ali wotsit. No protection or come back on wot yer buy. The seller knows this. Fings are cheap ferra reason.
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Its er plantDid you mean to post this on ere? Not the doggy thread or summat?
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Did yer get the one about picking up litter?Oh trust me us blokes got the nut joke
J
JimS
Well-Known Member
They offered me @ new one but there's @ risk of the body rejecting it @ more risk of infection then
id need @nother opp to get th@t one oot so i s@id no th@nks.
If you change ur mind I know people that would give their left bollock for your RS Turbo, given the current fast Ford auction prices
That was the day before yesterday, I have trouble remembering what I did yesterday
.So I would have to say no
.J
theres a yesterday???That was the day before yesterday, I have trouble remembering what I did yesterday
So I would have to say no
J
