Sensible imo. Frinstance "can you come pick me up from Guildford tomorrow, is only an hour away.. We can't afford the petrol.. "
So:
Posh doozil is free
I'm happy to lose two hours out my day playing taxis
Missing the rugby

NOPE :p
See people say why don't you have children. You are missing out.

If this is what I'm missing out on then I'm sure I'll cope.
Currently had a walk other half is at the barbers and I'm chilling on here. The woman that cuts his hair is lovely and not bad to look at.
 
See people say why don't you have children. You are missing out.

If this is what I'm missing out on then I'm sure I'll cope.
Currently had a walk other half is at the barbers and I'm chilling on here. The woman that cuts his hair is lovely and not bad to look at.
You are not missing out at all, just look at Dans posts!
As for the last bit, my barber is a stunner! and I am so glad I married her 34 years ago :D
 
You are not missing out at all, just look at Dans posts!
As for the last bit, my barber is a stunner! and I am so glad I married her 34 years ago :D

Lass who does mine is a cracker, can cook anorl.. :D

EDIT
Beat me to it @My Old Landy !

I don't cut his hair. I did it once and after that I'm happy to let someone else do it.
Yes Dan has some interesting posts.
 
I don't cut his hair. I did it once and after that I'm happy to let someone else do it.
Yes Dan has some interesting posts.

My ex sister in law had a sailor husband and she used to buzz his hair.
One time she forgot to put the guard on and gave him an inverted mohawk up the back of his head. Rather than fess up she put the guard on and did the rest as usual.
Poor bugger couldn't work out why everyone on the ship was laughing.. :D
 
See people say why don't you have children. You are missing out.

If this is what I'm missing out on then I'm sure I'll cope.
Currently had a walk other half is at the barbers and I'm chilling on here. The woman that cuts his hair is lovely and not bad to look at.
Between me and the missus, we have 7 kids all grown up. My 4 never ask for anything, her 3 are always after summat.

Col
 
My ex sister in law had a sailor husband and she used to buzz his hair.
One time she forgot to put the guard on and gave him an inverted mohawk up the back of his head. Rather than fess up she put the guard on and did the rest as usual.
Poor bugger couldn't work out why everyone on the ship was laughing.. :D
Hahahahaha

I didn't muck it up but it reminded me I'm glad I didn't go into that trade
 
Today I has cleaned out the garage roof gutter and diverted the downpipes into the noo drain. On a temporary basis, pending re-roofing when the weather gets warmer. I tipped a bucket of water down the old drain, it didn't drain :eek:. Prolly been like that for many many years.
 
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Well.........
We got up at 11:35, had a lovely "brekfus" then after a little while I discovered an email from the Halifax.
"Your credit card payment is overdue"
WHAT? Never even got a bill.:eek:
Their normally good phone system refused to recognise my voice, twice!:mad:
Then I got through to human beings who all had had their brains removed except one. :(
It took talking to 3 different peeps to discover we could only with difficulty pay it wiv a credit card.
So in the end we gave up and W paid it via telephone banking.

Back doing nothing, in front of telly.
Well I did "kick the bucket" yessdi!!!;););)
 
My wife suggested I send our "divorcing" son today's Chloe cartoon from the daily Fail.
He was NOT amused.
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Oh dear!
Very not funny!
TBH it was the biggest problem in my divorce. Seeing the wife go off, nah, no problem!;) Thinking I'd have to sell up, big problem:(. Even got interviews for jobs all over the country trying to find one in an area where I could afford to buy a house similar to the one I/we had.:rolleyes:
Then met W and between us managed to buy the ex out. Phew!:):):)
 
Oh dear!
Very not funny!
TBH it was the biggest problem in my divorce. Seeing the wife go off, nah, no problem!;) Thinking I'd have to sell up, big problem:(. Even got interviews for jobs all over the country trying to find one in an area where I could afford to buy a house similar to the one I/we had.:rolleyes:
Then met W and between us managed to buy the ex out. Phew!:):):)
I had the same issue.
Im on my third wife and third hame
Definately keeping my hame !
 

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