Falls from the sky in copious amounts ere fer freeyou p@y for w@tt@
A book on how he does this would outsell even Harry's thing!!!!!!How man! Just tell me how you do it!
EDIT!!!
Posted this before I found out how this happened.
To my shame!
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They is supposed ter be intermittent!!
On.. off. On.. off..
Smart ass
The function was intermitterrent..They was on off on off ferra bit.
Then off off off off off off off.. offverously
A book on how he does this would outsell even Harry's thing!!!!!!
Post 86385 would imply karma is the fing. No problems with that, good deeds etcetera..
I have no interest in the squinny gingers fing however, nor his book neever
That is fair enuff!!Eye w@s driving home n seen @ ch@p w@lking with @ petrol c@n so eye stopped n @sked
if he needed @ lift. hed run oot of fuel n the ne@rest st@tion is fifteen miles @w@y, he w@s
going for the bus, i told him they wouldnt let him on with the c@n but i would t@ke him n bring
him b@ck @s i needed some fuel @nyw@y, he offered to put some fuel in for me @s i wouldnt
t@ke @ny money. f@ir enuff i went into the shop hed chucked 80 quids worth in
I once helped an Asian bloke out who had somehow got stuck between Calais and Dover. Somehow his wife didn't have a passport for their kid or summat so he ended up on the Ferry coming back from Frogland having left his car there, his wife was stuck the wrong side of immigration in Dover with a very small kid/baby, no milk nothing. They had somehow got stupidly separated. He explained all this to me on the ferry so I offered to drive him and his wife and kid back to London as I was going there anyway and he needed to get to the French Consulate to sort themsleves out. I was a student and had my old Mk1 Cortina. I had to put fool in so stopped to put just enough in to get me to Lunnen and a little bit more. Blokey took the petrol filler from me and held it down until the tank was full. then went and paid for it. I took them right to the door of the embassy which sadly had closed minutes before. Nothing else I could do. But blokey was very grateful.
(I'd completely forgotten about this until you told your story!
) One of the many trips I made across the channel to see my ex when we were both engaged and living apart in the two countries. Good on you, and good on him!
That is fair enuff!!
I once helped an Asian bloke out who had somehow got stuck between Calais and Dover. Somehow his wife didn't have a passport for their kid or summat so he ended up on the Ferry coming back from Frogland having left his car there, his wife was stuck the wrong side of immigration in Dover with a very small kid/baby, no milk nothing. They had somehow got stupidly separated. He explained all this to me on the ferry so I offered to drive him and his wife and kid back to London as I was going there anyway and he needed to get to the French Consulate to sort themsleves out. I was a student and had my old Mk1 Cortina. I had to put fool in so stopped to put just enough in to get me to Lunnen and a little bit more. Blokey took the petrol filler from me and held it down until the tank was full. then went and paid for it. I took them right to the door of the embassy which sadly had closed minutes before. Nothing else I could do. But blokey was very grateful.
(I'd completely forgotten about this until you told your story!
Good on you, and good on him!
So you st@rted the migr@tion st@mpeed
Me too. like most of us, but we pay a heck of a lot more for sewage.you p@y for w@tt@
Me too. like most of us, but we pay a heck of a lot more for sewage.
You p@y to poo
Yerp, I just edited my post as I just assumed it was his usual good luck rather than anything else.Post 86385 would imply karma is the fing. No problems with that, good deeds etcetera..
I have no interest in the squinny gingers fing however, nor his book neever
My bad!
I pays for mi water but not sewage as I've got me own septic tank - I have that emptied every four years at a cost of just £180.Me too. like most of us, but we pay a heck of a lot more for sewage.
Nope, he already lived in Lunnen, the whole thing was a terrible mix up to do with kids in those days not needing passports.So you st@rted the migr@tion st@mpeed
Never got to the bottom of it and didn't really care, was just interested in racing from Dover to Kensington in the old banger to try and get them to the place that would sort them out. As it was I had to leave him with his wife and kid in just their clothes while his car and other stuff was still in Calais.
No rubber boats were harmed in this story!!!
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So you pay for "sewage" at a rate of about £45 a year.I pays for mi water but not sewage as I've got me own septic tank - I have that emptied every four years at a cost of just £180.
A lot cheaper than what we pay!!!
Nope, he already lived in Lunnen, the whole thing was a terrible mix up to do with kids in those days not needing passports.
Never got to the bottom of it and didn't really care, was just interested in racing from Dover to Kensington in the old banger to try and get them to the place that would sort them out. As it was I had to leave him with his wife and kid in just their clothes while his car and other stuff was still in Calais.
No rubber boats were harmed in this story!!!
eye c@n get you lo@ds of bo@ts if you w@nt to m@ke @ few quidz, when you off to fr@nce
Had rather a lot of boozies tonight to celebrate having got the visa peeps to see sense!!
W and I slept quite a bit after dins, replete with Martini cocktails and a good bot of red to go with the nosh!
W and I slept quite a bit after dins, replete with Martini cocktails and a good bot of red to go with the nosh!
Trubble iz I'd have to tow them on a trailer behind the trailer wiv W's car on it!eye c@n get you lo@ds of bo@ts if you w@nt to m@ke @ few quidz, when you off to fr@nce
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Yup. It dunt grow on tree's. They collect it and filter it un add chemicals ter stoppit going bad in the pipe which feeds me castle. They also take away me waste. Eye gorra pipe fer that anorl. Watta is the cheapest utility.you p@y for w@tt@
