This has been flying over the house today. Very loud :)
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Tis geddun bedder, mai bud. Us’ll tek a bit moor uv Dr Usquebaugh’s best tonic afore turnin in. Be best mussel relackser us knows.

I h@d @ goosed b@ck ye@rs @go @fter my misses cr@shed my d@ds borrowed motor....
@ feckn deer bounced out on bend doing sixty she hit the br@kes n I felt the re@r of
the motor st@rting to let go so i gr@bed the wheel @ steered into it then it bit... @n went
the opposite direction O'de@r pun intended :D
i j@gged the h@nd br@ke n m@n@ged to opposite lock it
it spun 180 degrees n stopped :cool::) then @ motor coming the other w@y hit @nother deer
lost it completely @ ploughed into us :( i seen it coming @n le@ned over n to hold her in the
se@t before the imp@ct then b@ng our c@r ended up on its side in the ditch, i kicked the
window out @ got her out then seen the other driver w@ndering @bout in @ tr@nce in the middle
of the ro@d his @rm sm@shed to bits o_O got him s@t down m@de him @ sling out of some r@gs
c@lled the popo n @mbul@nce, c@lled my m@te to recover the c@r stuff the other one lol
Next d@y i couldnt get out of bed my b@ck w@s done, months of physio n @cupuncture which
m@de me sick :confused:

My b@ck got better @fter buying @ w@ter bed recommended by @ l@dy in @ bedding shop
@fter her husb@nd h@d @ b@ck injury. :) tis nice n w@rm/soothing :D

edited to remove the b@d words. :)
 
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I h@d @ fecked b@ck ye@rs @go @fter my misses cr@shed my d@ds borrowed motor....
@ feckn deer bounced out on bend doing sixty she hit the br@kes n I felt the re@r of
the motor st@rting to let go so i gr@bed the wheel @ steered into it then it bit... @n went
the opposite direction feck i j@gged the h@nd br@ke n m@n@ged to opposite lock it
it spun 180 degrees n stopped :cool::) then @ motor coming the other w@y hit @nother deer
lost it completely @ ploughed into us :( i seen it coming @n le@ned over n to hold her in the
se@t before the imp@ct then b@ng our c@r ended up on its side in the ditch, i kicked the
window out @ got her out then seen the other driver w@ndering @bout in @ tr@nce in the middle
of the ro@d his @rm sm@shed to bits o_O got him s@t down m@de him @ sling out of some r@gs
c@lled the popo n @mbul@nce, c@lled my m@te to recover the c@r feck the other one lol
Next d@y i couldnt get out of bed my b@ck w@s done, months of physio n @cupuncture which
m@de me sick :confused:

My b@ck got better @fter buying @ w@ter bed recommended by @ l@dy in @ bedding shop
@fter her husb@nd h@d @ b@ck injury. :) tis nice n w@rm/soothing :D

I'm on my third day with no painkillers after doing my back trying to lift Dad back into his chair from the floor, on the 21st Dec ... :oops:
 
The oil man came and the bill has landed - 0.87 + 0.04 vat = 0.91p to pay. Tha's ma kinda bill! :)

The total bill was for 1109 litres of heating oil @ 0.8675p plus 0.04p vat = 0.87 per litre BUT it seems that the monthly credit I had built up since the last re-fill almost paid the entire bill.

That's a relief! :):):)
Wow!
That IS a great relief!
now do celebrate it!!!:):):)
 
I h@d @ fecked b@ck ye@rs @go @fter my misses cr@shed my d@ds borrowed motor....
@ feckn deer bounced out on bend doing sixty she hit the br@kes n I felt the re@r of
the motor st@rting to let go so i gr@bed the wheel @ steered into it then it bit... @n went
the opposite direction feck i j@gged the h@nd br@ke n m@n@ged to opposite lock it
it spun 180 degrees n stopped :cool::) then @ motor coming the other w@y hit @nother deer
lost it completely @ ploughed into us :( i seen it coming @n le@ned over n to hold her in the
se@t before the imp@ct then b@ng our c@r ended up on its side in the ditch, i kicked the
window out @ got her out then seen the other driver w@ndering @bout in @ tr@nce in the middle
of the ro@d his @rm sm@shed to bits o_O got him s@t down m@de him @ sling out of some r@gs
c@lled the popo n @mbul@nce, c@lled my m@te to recover the c@r feck the other one lol
Next d@y i couldnt get out of bed my b@ck w@s done, months of physio n @cupuncture which
m@de me sick :confused:

My b@ck got better @fter buying @ w@ter bed recommended by @ l@dy in @ bedding shop
@fter her husb@nd h@d @ b@ck injury. :) tis nice n w@rm/soothing :D
Christ you went through it that night mate and a stag is a hell of a thing to find in front of you (I live on the edge of Exmoor). This is nothing like you had and will be ok in due course. A good bed is a great help, it must be said!
 

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