Take apples n oranges.. both fruit from trees. Both great, yet nobody ever made an orange pie
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Have this one on me :D
 
I went to car parts place and held up 2 annoyed men. Then when I started asking about a slave cylinder they had that hmm that's odd face. Then when I said about going for genuine parts I said most of Freelander parts are on a Mondeo. The guy at the counter said you know your stuff. The two guys in line were like wtf??
 
I went to car parts place and held up 2 annoyed men. Then when I started asking about a slave cylinder they had that hmm that's odd face. Then when I said about going for genuine parts I said most of Freelander parts are on a Mondeo. The guy at the counter said you know your stuff. The two guys in line were like wtf??
If I was a wimmins I'd be tempted to say something like, "Yep, I do have extra brains, I keep them in my chest!"
Or summat similar!!:D:D:D
 
They probably wanted to collect and go instead of me collecting quotes.
aha!
you never mentioned the quotes, that's all you need a wimmins going shopping!:rolleyes:
She goes to GSF first then Europarts, then the Landy garage, then back to the first place, tries them on again and finally buys them!:D
(Or she orders them ont internet in three different sizes and sends the other two sizes back.:D:D)
 
aha!
you never mentioned the quotes, that's all you need a wimmins going shopping!:rolleyes:
She goes to GSF first then Europarts, then the Landy garage, then back to the first place, tries them on again and finally buys them!:D
(Or she orders them ont internet in three different sizes and sends the other two sizes back.:D:D)
Nice to know its not only 'er indoors :D
 
They probably wanted to collect and go instead of me collecting quotes.
"collect and go" should have a separate counter, ;)
next to the "have a chat wiv blokey behind the counter cos he's an old mate" counter, :rolleyes:
and "come here to faff about cos you don't have a clue" counter, :rolleyes:
and the "I know what the feck I want so run to the shelf and get it for me cos I am on my break" counter. :rolleyes:
and the one with the hot burd behind it who spends her time looking embarrassed as old medallion man tries to chat her up all the time and takes for ever to put an order in, for one O ring!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 

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