Wifey had bunions on both feet. Operated on as usual with screws etc. One had a lump, I looked at it and said "That looks like a screwhead!" We went to see the GP and I said the same, he said "naw, pish!" or the English equivalent.
He was wrong it was a screw head!
possi or flat 
Oh well, if there is a trumpet in it, being a trumpetist myself I'll prolly watch it. Maybe the wife will too as she is also a trumpetist.Nice bit of trumpet
No need, it's been lacquered!!!Indeed
Stan will be polishing his trumpet all night
Oh well, if there is a trumpet in it, being a trumpetist myself I'll prolly watch it. Maybe the wife will too as she is also a trumpetist.
Better vet it first though!!!
Can you blow a tune out it 
Feck me, only name I recognise is "Iron Maiden" so i have to assume they have been around for donks!
Nearly 45 years
Can't remember the last time I had a baff.
Flat head countersunk, couln't see if it was Phillips through her skin!Omg
Nope, mine is brass, hers is silver and I can play any brass instrument except a slide trombone!You play the pink trumpet
Dunno, happened at the factory!!
Good names for me would be Deep Purple, Curved Air, Wishbone Ash, Chicago, Santana, Cream, (Yes I am that old!!)
Nope, mine is pink, hers is blue and I can play any pink instrument I like the slide trombone as its very long
I like deep purple and santanaGood names for me would be Deep Purple, Curved Air, Wishbone Ash, Chicago, Santana, Cream, (Yes I am that old!!)
That's how I've felt
