Hippo washed. Started to rain arf way frew. Eye put me coat on un kept going. Me nu watta filter wuked. Need ter put some lastic in me watta proof trousers to stop em falling down. Used a peg to make he waist smaller. Then tuked em in me tracksuit bottums as the peg kept coming oft. Its raining now. Gunner do it all nite.
 
I think I have bunions probably caused by years of playing ice hockey, when I worked in the rinks
as the ice technician I used to skate 90 hours a week. Amazing having a rink to yourself & my mates
helping themselves to the bar contents & someone in the Dj box firing out tunes haha
Even took my bmw 316 on for a blast yer it was cr@p lol

My mates wife got gout a couple of years ago & she is 30 had to walk with sticks of the walking kind.
Mega sore so im told.
Wifey had bunions on both feet. Operated on as usual with screws etc. One had a lump, I looked at it and said "That looks like a screwhead!" We went to see the GP and I said the same, he said "naw, pish!" or the English equivalent.
He was wrong it was a screw head!:rolleyes:
 

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