Just noticed the edit, yoooooo, cheeeeky fecker!!!!!
doubt many had CH in 1931!!!!!
Couldnt resist haha
Couldnt resist haha
Why thank you kind Sir, Don't let the missus hear you she'll get the wrong idea!!
I think she knows already wimins always knows these fings
WhiskyLassie
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Rum for me ta
Only have captain morgans
Does he? now how would you be aknowing of that?!
Went on hols to Oirland once, in the summer, it rained almost every day and we burned all the peat in the place and had to buy more.
Not that we didn't enjoy the hol, we did, it's a great place.
Used to know a guy we nicknamed Pete the Heat as he always carried a Colt 45, auto, and I'm not talking the beer! Bloke in Lunnen. Dodgy, car dealer, camel hair coat and a minder everyone used to call "The dog". (things were simpler in the 70s!)
so you have both sorts of Pe(a)t(e) the heat!!!
(Han't thort of this bloke in decades!!)
too much rum and needed heat from each other in the freezing cottage
WhiskyLassie
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one under a ribcageOK, I'll ask.....
"Which one?"
Feck no, kept well away.Pete the heat haha did you think he was hot stuff & did you TEACH him a thing or 2
Fancied his dottir though.
He came to our flat once. It was a two floor thing, top two floors of a 4 storey house in Artesian Road, 2 doors down from the bloke who used to play Doctor Who, Tom Baker.
Anyway, as the evening progressed Pete the H decided he wanted a wee.
The flat was really badly converted and the loo was a tiny thing on the top floor, hung above the stairwell, my room was opposite. He came out the bog onto the tiny, dark landing, just as I came bursting out of my room with the light behind me.
He got a shock drew the .45, I looked at it and said "Pete, it's me!" He luckily realised that no one was trying to do him a mischief and put it away.
Phew!
One of the two times I had a weapon pulled on me.
Not all that funny really although we did all laugh about it!
And by weapon I meant firearm, you durdy lot!!!!
I only have one ribcage, you must be doubly blessed!
Not an intercostal then?
I get that when I cough, sneeze, yawn or laugh too much!
Only sometimes thank God!
Feck no, kept well away.
Fancied his dottir though.
He came to our flat once. It was a two floor thing, top two floors of a 4 storey house in Artesian Road, 2 doors down from the bloke who used to play Doctor Who, Tom Baker.
Anyway, as the evening progressed Pete the H decided he wanted a wee.
The flat was really badly converted and the loo was a tiny thing on the top floor, hung above the stairwell, my room was opposite. He came out the bog onto the tiny, dark landing, just as I came bursting out of my room with the light behind me.
He got a shock drew the .45, I looked at it and said "Pete, it's me!" He luckily realised that no one was trying to do him a mischief and put it away.
Phew!
One of the two times I had a weapon pulled on me.
Not all that funny really although we did all laugh about it!
And by weapon I meant firearm, you durdy lot!!!!
Haha tis funny how something triggers your auld grey matter, Im watching a series on prime called
sneaky Pete.
WhiskyLassie
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tbh the day I've had I'm tired and not making senseI only have one ribcage, you must be doubly blessed!
Not an intercostal then?
I get that when I cough, sneeze, yawn or laugh too much!
Only sometimes thank God!
Hey don't sweat it! We all have a laugh on here!!!tbh the day I've had I'm tired and not making sense
WhiskyLassie
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Hey don't sweat it! We all have a laugh on here!!!
I know natural blonde is coming out
Ohhhh!I know natural blonde is coming out
Tasty!
now we're gonna have to go over to the joke thread and have all the "blonde" jokes.
I bet you know more than most!
Well, not most blondes, obvs.
WhiskyLassie
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Ohhhh!
Tasty!
now we're gonna have to go over to the joke thread and have all the "blonde" jokes.
I bet you know more than most!
Well, not most blondes, obvs.
I do, honestly I can play the dumb blonde pretty well in garages its fab
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Snap his legs oft.Phooking fuming quite frankly
The bloke was workshy
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Could yer help oot and fit some oles for them?Nah, the late fee isn’t the issue. I should have had an EV charger fitted by now. The EV arrives in a fortnight, it takes eons
Decent storms again last night, heavy rain anorl. Tratter looks lovely (comparatively).
Have a good day peeps
Have a good day peeps
WhiskyLassie
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Morning, I think I just slept through them. Only thing that woke me was body clock at 4 am and then I quickly went back to sleep.Decent storms again last night, heavy rain anorl. Tratter looks lovely (comparatively).
Have a good day peeps
Morning all I spent most of last night deleting all the cr@p that people send me on WhatsApp
then going through 2000 odd pics & deleting the ones I dont want, then putting what was left
of them on my external hard drive.
Anyhoo I brought another one of me motors out of storage to clean up
Have a nice day.
then going through 2000 odd pics & deleting the ones I dont want, then putting what was left
of them on my external hard drive.
Anyhoo I brought another one of me motors out of storage to clean up
Have a nice day.
