This was a t(r)ick question!
It don't matter which way you turn them as long as you do turn them, one way or the other!
Glad you got the little bastid off!
Did it spurt much when you smashed it?
Larvely!!!
It don't matter which way you turn them as long as you do turn them, one way or the other!
Glad you got the little bastid off!
Did it spurt much when you smashed it?
Larvely!!!
Tell peeps this yeer we're avvin a recession crispmus where yer spend nuffink. And yer can't afford yer eatin bill.
Yes thats probably about rite
I doo eat alot
This was a t(r)ick question!
It don't matter which way you turn them as long as you do turn them, one way or the other!
Glad you got the little bastid off!
Did it spurt much when you smashed it?
Larvely!!!
Haha tic question
aye just one big spurt 
Just ordered apple wood chips from amazoom to smoke some fish tomorrow.
The shops not got any fags in your neck of the woods?
He's plannin on movin to Arbroath!The shops not got any fags in your neck of the woods?
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Yer'll haf ter choose between eatin and eating.Yes thats probably about rite
Just ordered apple wood chips from amazoom to smoke some fish tomorrow.
I kept all the saw dusty stuff left after I chained up that apple tree, fink it'll work for smokin?
Mornin all.
Luvli start onna souf coast.
My ickle paddly pool gots a puncture overnite, more gorilla tape then.
An a question for horsey types like @Hicap phill .
Any recommendations for leather food / treatment for some ole dried up Moroccan pouffes?
(Stan incoming.. 3.. 2...)
Have a smashing day peeps
Luvli start onna souf coast.
My ickle paddly pool gots a puncture overnite, more gorilla tape then.
An a question for horsey types like @Hicap phill .
Any recommendations for leather food / treatment for some ole dried up Moroccan pouffes?
(Stan incoming.. 3.. 2...)
Have a smashing day peeps
Yes, in a smoke-tin.I kept all the saw dusty stuff left after I chained up that apple tree, fink it'll work for smokin?
Neatsfoot oil?Mornin all.
Luvli start onna souf coast.
My ickle paddly pool gots a puncture overnite, more gorilla tape then.
An a question for horsey types like @Hicap phill .
Any recommendations for leather food / treatment for some ole dried up Moroccan pouffes?
(Stan incoming.. 3.. 2...)
Have a smashing day peeps
Provided it is chips and not sawdust which it shouldn't be!!!I kept all the saw dusty stuff left after I chained up that apple tree, fink it'll work for smokin?
But prolly not as they'll be too small.
But then I know feck all so am now expecting a penny lecture on how to smoke stuff!!
(Well I can't disappoint now can I?!!!!!!!!!!!!!)Mornin all.
Luvli start onna souf coast.
My ickle paddly pool gots a puncture overnite, more gorilla tape then.
An a question for horsey types like @Hicap phill .
Any recommendations for leather food / treatment for some ole dried up Moroccan pouffes?
(Stan incoming.. 3.. 2...)
Have a smashing day peeps
KY-Jelly!!!!!!!
Actooly all sorts of leather revivers are ont market. "Leather Revive?" https://www.furnitureclinic.co.uk/blog/how-to-soften-old-dried-out-leather/
Depends how hard you rode the old poofs!! and I'm sure @Hicap phill will have his own potions!
Have a nice day!!!
Go back to bed till you fell better!!Not sure whether a cocktail of ale and scotch or late night early morning is the cause of my malaise this morning
After a big glass of water, a pinch of salt and a biggish spoon full of sugar.
You're dehydrated.
Works for me every time!
Applewood chips work really well, soaked for 30 mins then shoved in a smoker box on top of the bbq grate. Works well.Provided it is chips and not sawdust which it shouldn't be!!!
But prolly not as they'll be too small.
But then I know feck all so am now expecting a penny lecture on how to smoke stuff!!
I must say that the JD Whisky barrel chips were very good too.
