Hippo

Lord Hippo

• Dec 16, 2018

• #6,841

Am oft ter bnq ter get some of them there disposable overalls so I can go int loft ter look fer leaks and damage

 

tailhook

Well-Known Member

• Dec 16, 2018

• #6,842

Hippo said:

His TV aerial has fell'd oft the chimney and he missed the end of strictly come dancing

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LOLOL

 

Oldseadog

Well-Known Member

• Dec 16, 2018

• #6,843

Hippo said:

His TV aerial has fell'd oft the chimney and he missed the end of strictly come dancing

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Obliviously thems nivver larnt nowt at skule ... norrevin proper Inglish likes wot Ize duz uses!

 

tailhook

Well-Known Member

• Dec 16, 2018

• #6,844

Oldseadog said:

Obliviously thems nivver larnt nowt at skule ... norrevin proper Inglish likw wot I uses!

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Used Google Translate and now it all makes sense!

 

Hippo

Lord Hippo

• Dec 16, 2018

• #6,845

Oldseadog said:

Obliviously thems nivver larnt nowt at skule ... norrevin proper Inglish likw wot I uses!

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Tis not many who understand the strange tribal ways of northern fekers. I has had to talk to them on ere fer years so eye knows how thems talk tup norf.

 

tailhook

Well-Known Member

• Dec 16, 2018

• #6,846

Just saw this elsewhere and thought I would share it! Thanks to Andy Birnie for the original.

 

Hippo

Lord Hippo

• Dec 16, 2018

• #6,847

Bnq have run out of overalls so I had ter go ter Screwfix int stead. Got meself one of thems pencils anorl.

 

Hippo

Lord Hippo

• Dec 16, 2018

• #6,848

I hear someones windscreen wiper keeps fallin oft when it gets wet. Tis a harsh world out there tratterers. Be careful.

 

Hippo

Lord Hippo

• Dec 16, 2018

• #6,849

Apprentice final tonight

 

Dippypud

Never Knowingly Understood

Full Member

• Dec 16, 2018

• #6,850

Hippo said:

I hear someones windscreen wiper keeps fallin oft when it gets wet. Tis a harsh world out there tratterers. Be careful.

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Me rear winda wiper has packed in on the Nissan Note ... kin short wires ...

 

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Hicap phill

Well-Known Member

• Dec 16, 2018

• #6,851

A cyclist winning the sports personality award .

 

Shimsteriom

Master Procrastinator

• Dec 16, 2018

• #6,852

Never heard of the bloke before, so he can't have that much of a personality.

 

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Hicap phill

Well-Known Member

• Dec 16, 2018

• #6,853

better than a footy star wining

 

Dippypud

Never Knowingly Understood

Full Member

• Dec 16, 2018

• #6,854

The birthday Jamesons is going down well ...

I appologise in advance for anyhting I say that may offend anyone ... if it does ... tough shite you'll get over it ...

 

Hippo

Lord Hippo

• Dec 17, 2018

• #6,855

Hippo said:

Apprentice final tonight

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Did yer fall asleep and miss the second arf?

 

Hippo

Lord Hippo

• Dec 17, 2018

• #6,856

Hippo said:

Did yer fall asleep and miss the second arf?

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Yup

 

Hippo

Lord Hippo

• Dec 17, 2018

• #6,857

Dippypud said:

Me rear winda wiper has packed in on the Nissan Note ... kin short wires ...

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Yer be the second one then. The tratterer I was thinking about has gone very quiet ont subject. Bits falling oft when wet...

 

Hippo

Lord Hippo

• Dec 17, 2018

• #6,858

Hicap phill said:

A cyclist winning the sports personality award .

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Did he turn up wearing lycra and moaning about motor vehicle drivers he cut up and undertook not giving him enough rope, shorry space, while playing back his latest video to put ont you tube of said bicycling near miss?

 

Hippo

Lord Hippo

• Dec 17, 2018

• #6,859

Shimsteriom said:

Never heard of the bloke before, so he can't have that much of a personality.

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If he's a bicyclist he's probably got a pedal lose

 

Dippypud

Never Knowingly Understood

Full Member

• Dec 17, 2018

• #6,860

Mornin' all