Mackers · Dec 14, 2018

Oldseadog said:
Norra nappi bunni as me tratter's injecterizin pumper as stopped wurkin, an I drewed orl gentilly to an alt inter a carparkery bit!!

Don't worry because you know a lot about tratters, so you'll have it fixed in no time at all

Oldseadog · Dec 14, 2018

Mackers said:
Don't worry because you know a lot about tratters, so you'll have it fixed in no time at all

Never done one in situ, but with the help of @jamesmartin, everything should be OK soon. Cheers

DevonGuy · Dec 14, 2018

Evenin all. Tis moosick night for uz buys simly. Be lookin out the disco gear and winklepickers. Uz duddun do things by halves doan yer.

Hippo · Dec 15, 2018

Oldseadog said:
Norra nappi bunni as me tratter's injecterizin pumper as stopped wurkin, an I drewed orl gentilly to an alt inter a carparkery bit!!

Sounds like the elastic band has snapped or yer fergetted to wind it up again

Hippo · Dec 15, 2018

Am going food shopping tomorrow er today early to avoid the panic buying

Dippypud · Dec 15, 2018

Mornin' all ....

Dippypud · Dec 15, 2018

Hippo said:
Am going food shopping tomorrow er today early to avoid the panic buying

Yes, remember to buy loads of food as the shops will be shut for 12 whole hours ...

Hicap phill · Dec 15, 2018

Mornin
burnt toast

1 dog annoys me while the other hides & barks.
Well it's going in the bin not falling for that trick again

Mackers · Dec 15, 2018

Hippo said:
Am going food shopping tomorrow er today early to avoid the panic buying

You could've left the rest of us at least a morsel!!

Hippo · Dec 15, 2018

Mackers said:
You could've left the rest of us at least a morsel!!

I got 22 litres of petrol mixed with 22 litres of diesel yer can av.

Hippo · Dec 15, 2018

Dippypud said:
Yes, remember to buy loads of food as the shops will be shut for 12 whole hours ...

I only did a normal shop before the rush. It were empty. Ah bet next week will be different.

Yer can always tell it's Christmas at Sainsbury's cuz they abandon pallets everywhere int hope yer get trapped int side and keep spending.

Oldseadog · Dec 15, 2018

Hippo said:
Sounds like the elastic band has snapped or yer fergetted to wind it up again

Is a lakky band same as a horing, or duz it plays a diffrent tune?

marjon · Dec 15, 2018

Nuts anyone?

J

Hippo · Dec 15, 2018

Oldseadog said:
Is a lakky band same as a horing, or duz it plays a diffrent tune?

Yes we'll probably not

marjon · Dec 15, 2018

Hoorah for fag packet sized jump starters!

M

Mackers · Dec 15, 2018

... that I am a brass band widow, ergo a home alone tratter driver watching strictly come dancing of all things.

Hippo · Dec 15, 2018

Yer be surprised how many tratterers on ere watch it

marjon · Dec 15, 2018

What’s strictly come dancing, never heard of it.

M

Hippo · Dec 15, 2018

marjon said:
What’s strictly come dancing, never heard of it.

M

It's a competition ont TV. Propper dancers and celebrates/stars/known public figures pair up and enter int hope of learning to ball room dance and win the competition. Weekly event ont TV with contestants voted out each week.

marjon · Dec 15, 2018

Hippo said:
It's a competition ont TV. Propper dancers and celebrates/stars/known public figures pair up and enter int hope of learning to ball room dance and win the competition. Weekly event ont TV with contestants voted out each week.

Ahhhh, sounds riveting. As long as it inspires youngsters to learn its worth it.

M

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