Start asking if her will is up to date and is she sure you are main beneficiary.
Also, ask whether she wants cremation or burial and what flowers she wants at the service.

;)
Don't go there... SHE has a "Death-Box" with all of her requests and bequests clearly stated.
No service, no casket, just cremation and ashes buried in our garden and a party to celebrate her passing.
We have mirror-wills at this stage.
 
And he got away with it :D

I have no right of way to my driveway as there isn't a dropped kerb, pensioners bungalows all the same here as they were built in the forties, the guy parks his car where he likes as he says that I'm breaking the law driving over the kerb. Plenty of room to park and I have never said anything to him except when he parked in front of me as I was getting in the car, he said do you want to get out and I replied yes please, he then started to rant aggressively about the law regarding kerbs. I just stood there amazed and put it down to his having a bad day, ever since then he goes out of his way to make sure I can't get out even if the road is clear either side which it always is at least one side.
Nothing I can do
Give me a shout. I have access to big tractors with front end loaders and no fooks to give.;)
 
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Morning All :D
A chilly start to the day, frosty (no snow). :)
Herself is still unwell, it has been about 11 days now. Poor darling.
Throbbing pain in her lower abdomen RH side. Hurts more when she sits or lies down.
Its keeping us both awake. I keep saying get a Dr. involved , she keeps refusing.
Not a lot more I can do. :(
Have a good day. :D

Oh no that's not good, you should make her go to get it seen to asap. Look what happened to me
I put things off for ages & nearly paid didnt make it, got a flashy blue light escort to ICU.
Get her to the docs if something happens youd be devastated.
 
Don't go there... SHE has a "Death-Box" with all of her requests and bequests clearly stated.
No service, no casket, just cremation and ashes buried in our garden and a party to celebrate her passing.
We have mirror-wills at this stage.

Well get it out in front of her.

And once she's finished laughing, put it back in your pants and start double checking her box.


No, not that one- her death box.


Comments like "no hot ashes in the dust bin" may make her go the docs.
 
Glad you have got it done.
I know one or two female mechanics and always ask them how they undo tough bolts. They all said they use mega long extensions.
And that is just for their hair!:D:D:D

I used to go out with a female mechanic, we used to go to a what peeps call today was a car meet
basically about 100 cars driven by hooligans lol Anyhoo wee went to the place & turned in I seen
this stunning bird with long blonde hair wearing red overalls bending over the engine of another
mates alfa, the cylinder head gasket was fecked & she was stripping it. :cool::cool: Parked up got oot
had a quick chat & I helped her take it apart an got my self a new girlfriend all my mates were
right fkd off as they all had asked her out haha :D
 
Don't know if this counts but so far I have shaved off my beard and cut my hair. All for the dinner we are giving dottir and her fiancé tomoz!:rolleyes:
Now doodling around on tinternet to get help with all I need to know before fitting W's reversing sensors wot I borted her for Xmas. got the reversing light on, found wiring connector in boot, disconnected it and reversing light stayed on.:confused:
Oh, and on the topic of Xmas!
Found out why W wasn't too upset when I didn't get her a Xmas card.
Found the one she bort for me lying on top of the mixer. Still in its wrapper! Coincidence or what?!:D:D:D
Have a good day folks!:):):)

Shaving dont count :p:D Did yer sort the cam. :)
 
I used to go out with a female mechanic, we used to go to a what peeps call today was a car meet
basically about 100 cars driven by hooligans lol Anyhoo wee went to the place & turned in I seen
this stunning bird with long blonde hair wearing red overalls bending over the engine of another
mates alfa, the cylinder head gasket was fecked & she was stripping it. :cool::cool: Parked up got oot
had a quick chat & I helped her take it apart an got my self a new girlfriend all my mates were
right fkd off as they all had asked her out haha :D
And the first one didn't have your balls on a platter?
you was lucky mate!!!:D:D:D
 
Shaving dont count :p:D Did yer sort the cam. :)
Cam?
Nope, SENSORS, you know the things what make it beep when you get too close?
Still waiting on the CitroenC3 club, as my post has to be "moderated" in case I fecking swear in it or put up pics of burds bitz, I suppose!:rolleyes:
But yes she'd like a camera for the front.
I've got one on the Disco and am hoping that it'll be like an umbrella. As long as I have it, it won't rain!;)
 
Me feet stayd dry. Two pairs ov socks ter keep warm un put me watta proof trousers on wiv da legs bit over me wellys this time. Ma ippos nice un clean un eye finished int dark as usual. Me washin line was full so eye filled one ov them small dryer fings anorl. Kept blowin over untill eye positioned it right. Wiv all the fun eye dint notice it had startid raining.
 

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