Its probably not the best time of year for them to be touring up here
Acting like a couple of teenagers
will we never learn.
Its probably not the best time of year for them to be touring up here
Acting like a couple of teenagers
will we never learn.
I was hoping to feel a bit cruddy after me booster an gets a lie in, but to be honest I feels fine. Gots a bruise but that's all.
Twas the fizzer, news says it snot so good against the latest Covey flavour.
Twas the fizzer, news says it snot so good against the latest Covey flavour.
Its probably not the best time of year for them to be touring up here
Acting like a couple of teenagers
Herself was on the phone to her Pa earlier, is his Burpdi
Summink along the lines of "We tried out being growed ups, it sucked.."
I know, I've said it before, I still likes it..
I was hoping to feel a bit cruddy after me booster an gets a lie in, but to be honest I feels fine. Gots a bruise but that's all.
Twas the fizzer, news says it snot so good against the latest Covey flavour.
Mine didnt hit me until 12 hours & I woke up shivering, ive not felt quite right since an still got a lump
in my armpit says 2 weeks before it shrinks.
Id heard the mix of the nova & tizer was the best againstit. ?? Who knows its all just a big trial & we is the wee furry pigs
Mine didnt hit me until 12 hours & I woke up shivering, ive not felt quite right since an still got a lump
in my armpit says 2 weeks before it shrinks.
it. ?? Who knows its all just a big trial & we is the wee furry pigs
Your lump talks to you?!
Some days you is the Tratterer, others you is the pig
Your lump talks to you?!
Some days you is the Tratterer, others you is the pig
Aye she's sitting next to me (shhhhhh) lol
My young cousin an her hubby reckoned they couldnt get Covey coz they is young an uber fit an helfy an young an all that.. So they didn't jab...
Guess what?
Paira tw@s
Guess what?
Paira tw@s
My young cousin an her hubby reckoned they couldnt get Covey coz they is young an uber fit an helfy an young an all that.. So they didn't jab...
Guess what?
Paira tw@s
Wot a pair of coconuts
I know of a few anti jabber folk, best of luck when you catch it.
v8250
Well-Known Member
I couldn't help but smile at this post.
Here we have a member of LZ who apparently went out on a lovely date with a nice woman but all he goes on about, beyond her being "fine" is her fecking CAR!
I hope she doesn't read this. Mind you, it might give her a laugh!
I do hope you see her again and again, and again.
Evoque or no Evoque!!!!!!!!!
@Stanleysteamer , that's funnier than it seems - turns she's an out and out petrolhead. Loves old cars and especially Landies, previously had multiple MG Midgets, a super smart late Porsche 928...and has a fully restored roof open Nissan Figaro as a summer time girl about town run-around
Funnily. Since reading this, I remember when we got burgled and I had to go therte and back quickly. I claimed every penny for the journey there and back. Autoroute tolls etc in a Disco and there wasn't much change out of €1000. And that was a few years ago now!Where in France? If i say 1200 miles round trip at a generous 20mpg from my p38 that's around 60 gallons
Call it £600 including ferry, fuel, covid tests etc etc
Oops i forgot about international breakdown insurance
Ah the v8 can do quick too, say 15mpg instead?
Sorry to hear you got burgled
that's a crapper
Looks like a keeper then! Well done matey!!!@Stanleysteamer , that's funnier than it seems - turns she's an out and out petrolhead. Loves old cars and especially Landies, previously had multiple MG Midgets, a super smart late Porsche 928...and has a fully restored roof open Nissan Figaro as a summer time girl about town run-around
You're dating Jodie Kidd??@Stanleysteamer , that's funnier than it seems - turns she's an out and out petrolhead. Loves old cars and especially Landies, previously had multiple MG Midgets, a super smart late Porsche 928...and has a fully restored roof open Nissan Figaro as a summer time girl about town run-around
Sad to happy in 2 weeks, good going
Well I'm gonna say goonite to all!
"goonite all"!!!!
"goonite all"!!!!
Hippo
Lord Hippo
When police talk to peeps they often hold back info. Never know who they is talking to or if it will be passed on. Hence mot tellin yer which make un model.Last night met a fine girl for a date in Oxford. Had a great time not leaving restaurant 'til midnight. She arrived with big smiles as had just bought a brand new Evoque...!! Have to say I really like the very latest Evoque, not for me, for their design lines and this was in a very attractive blue-grey colour with super duper alloy wheels. Had a look inside...the thing lights up like a Christmas tree with ignition on...similar to the 69 amigos. Apparently JLR now offer client training days to learn what all the soft function buttons do [utterly ridiculous].
We said our gone midnight under the mistletoe goodbyes and I headed home. Came off A34, heading along local country B road and noticed a Rozzer mobile parked nose-in in a farm yard entrance, slowed down, passed Rozzer mobile and continued on my way. 5mins later a car drove up very close to me and followed for about a mile then it too lit up like a Christmas tree, this time the lights were BLUE !! Indicated and pulled up. Got out of the car to be greeted by a couple of traffic plods. I welcomed their greeting by replying, "Good evening Orificers, is everything okay...any reason why I've been stopped?" They replied they were "Looking for a car..." I thought this somewhat odd and confirmed, "Well you're not having my car...
I wished them a good weekend and a happy Christmas.
Q? Is this the standard of plodding rozzer intelligence these days...going out onto the public highway to look for a car of no name? It's bloody obvious that one would find a 'car' on the public highway. Or, were they just bored and pulled me over for a bit of seasonal fun...?
Hippo
Lord Hippo
They all travel round the track a number of times. Fastist to do it wins.Just watched my first F1 race for years.
Anybody care to explain wtf that was all about?
