Hub · Oct 30, 2018

You looked in the biscuit barrel MHM!!!
‘‘Twas you that ate all the chocolate digestives??

The Mad Hat Man · Oct 30, 2018

Hub said:
Nope. Only garibaldis, fig rolls and lemon puffs left.

duz tha deliver?

Hub · Oct 30, 2018

To the couch? Get up and help yerself!!!

Hicap phill · Oct 31, 2018

Need warmth... sun is up but cold working outside.

Mornin all

Oldseadog · Oct 31, 2018

Arter noon y'orl
Wots de bestest way ter gets rid uv a full fingy uv Dry Powder wot I nokkt, ann i twented orl ovver tinsides uv me fenderer

Slike free inchies uv snow ont hevvritings
Me troosies got filled wiv white stuff wen I opended de door

Ann I has gorned forty shades uv grey

Notta nappy bunni

derwendolly · Oct 31, 2018

Oldseadog said:
Arter noon y'orl
Wots de bestest way ter gets rid uv a full fingy uv Dry Powder wot I nokkt, ann i twented orl ovver tinsides uv me fenderer
Slike free inchies uv snow ont hevvritings
Me troosies got filled wiv white stuff wen I opended de door
Ann I has gorned forty shades uv grey
Notta nappy bunni

Hippo · Oct 31, 2018

Oldseadog said:
Arter noon y'orl
Wots de bestest way ter gets rid uv a full fingy uv Dry Powder wot I nokkt, ann i twented orl ovver tinsides uv me fenderer
Slike free inchies uv snow ont hevvritings
Me troosies got filled wiv white stuff wen I opended de door
Ann I has gorned forty shades uv grey
Notta nappy bunni

Have yer picked a fight with a fire hextinguisher un lost?

Hippo · Oct 31, 2018

Night

derwendolly · Oct 31, 2018

Nighty night.

Hicap phill · Nov 1, 2018

My duvet is not releasing me

derwendolly · Nov 1, 2018

Hicap phill said:
My duvet is not releasing me

Just don't get into a fight!

Oldseadog · Nov 1, 2018

Hippo said:
Have yer picked a fight with a fire hextinguisher un lost?

Lost? I dint stand a chance against it, so Ize rekopns it were @suew wot didded it cummin on ear coz I int seed er fer ages n ages!
Wimminz!!

Oldseadog · Nov 1, 2018

derwendolly said:

Yoo canz larft coz yer spost ter takes pitti me an yer dunt

derwendolly · Nov 1, 2018

Oldseadog said:
Yoo canz larft coz yer spost ter takes pitti me an yer dunt

I do take pity

but I have got a very warped sense of humour.

Hippo · Nov 1, 2018

Oldseadog said:
Lost? I dint stand a chance against it, so Ize rekopns it were @suew wot didded it cummin on ear coz I int seed er fer ages n ages!
Wimminz!!

Was it one of thems little fire hextinguishers that picked on yer? 13 inches tall and built like a brick out house?

Hippo · Nov 1, 2018

Ere, what's red and well ard?

A fire gextinguisher with a flick knife

Hippo · Nov 1, 2018

Oldseadog said:
Lost? I dint stand a chance against it, so Ize rekopns it were @suew wot didded it cummin on ear coz I int seed er fer ages n ages!
Wimminz!!

Drive down the motor way with the windows open to get rid of the powder.

Yer can try to hose it out but it will probably start to stick more.

Yer could try vacuum cleaning it. Yer I know it goes against the rufty tufty image of yer modern cosmopolitan reading tratterer but sometimes things like this has to be done.

Dry powder is corrosive if I remembers correctly

Hippo · Nov 2, 2018

Driving home last night int dark and there was a skeleton riding a bi-cycle int opposite direction.

Turboman · Nov 2, 2018

Hippo said:
Driving home last night int dark and there was a skeleton riding a bi-cycle int opposite direction.

Noticed a lot of these sicklists are pretty scrawny.

Hicap phill · Nov 2, 2018

Turboman said:
Noticed a lot of these sicklists are pretty scrawny.

They cycle miles & always end up at a cake shop.
Then Burn it off on the 70 mile return.
Not my idea of fun(except the cake bit)

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