If I am feeling low, I log on here and read your posts...... makes I larf every time!!
Here is a great little idea for tarting up your turds :D:D:D:D:D:D
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My new cctv system arrived today. I also got one of those trail cams to see what the dog does when we are out. Quite pleased with both things. I will get the cctv fitted over the next few days and see how it goes.
Wifey bought a CCTV to use on our place while we were away in France. Cos the Brit neighbours, well one pair, are such tw@ts.
Well we can look at it, turn the camera around and up and down.
So last week I asked her if we could put it in the kitchen to see if we could use it to see which dog was being "ill". Set to record when movement switches it on.
Can we view it through her phone? Can we feck.
Can I view it by sticking the chip in the pooter, nope it tells us to format it.
Thort we'd done that via the camera.
So best of luck.:):):)
Cos we ain't havin any!;):(
 
Well today really sucked me off.
I spent most of it cleaning and repairing two vacuum cleaners.
(Not a joke), one VAX, one Dyson and one with a bite of sh!te on.......:D:D:D
And no don't ask me about the hairs on my Dicky Dido.
Wifey has a tendency to fall when carrying things, so I've told her, whatever you are carrying, throw it and save yourself, to avid needing to go to orspicle, yet again.
So she feels her foot touch a dog bed in the kitchen and throws the part of the Dyson she is carrying, the bit that contains the muck. It breaks a bit but she doesn't fall over, she just stumbles. :rolleyes:
Result, I suppose. o_O:confused::)
This after I have fixed tother un.
Still that is what we all keep bust old Dysons in the loft for int it?
I had to swop a few bits but it still works and she still bitches about it. She will not be happy until she has bought one of every make of Hoover ever made and discovered that not one of them will pick up the particularly clingy hair of one of our dogs.:rolleyes::rolleyes::mad::mad:
We will be reflooring the lounge in wood, once I 've finished the utility. So it is all my fault!:rolleyes:;)
 
Also spent a long time doing office work.
At one point a Frog bank told me they had to do a "deep" check so they sent me a code to enter.
But they sent it on my noo mobile.
So I ran to switch it on.
No dice. No message.
Internet still worked but couldn't make a phone call, "Sim not valid it says"
So after AGES of feckin around chattin with "3" takin the Sim out and putting it in another phone, where it still didn't work, they told me "well you have plenty of credit so we don't know what else to do." So I asked them to send me a new Sim, as it looked like it had suddenly gone bruk.
Then I put it back int phone and it suddenly started working.
Hmmmm!
Turned out I simply didn't have a signal int office although I did 10 yds away in the lounge where Wifey was helping me have a chat with "3" on her iPad.
But no one thort to say, "do you have a signal". And I know so little about my phone I didn't know a signal is indicated by a tiny little triangle thing. (Don't look like an antenna or nuffin does it?)
So well done "3" techy wizard!!! DuuuuHHHH.
And me, obvs.
Jeez I hate modern tech!!!!!
(Tinternet worked cos it was via the hub which is 3 feet from me int orfice!)
 

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