Bedtime story.
Just returned from a T999.

Ma T rang this mornin askin if I coulds picked her up later Thursday at the shop wif her shoppin, she dunt drive an you can imagine how many loo rolls goes inna back offa 90. I was at wuk so gots a voicemail.
Rang her mobile back, no answer.
Rang her home, no answer.
Sent her a text..

Anuvver missed call this evenin while inna shower.
Rang her mobile, no answer.
Rang the landline, no answer.
Got a call back from sumbuddy else's Ma, sayin I'd jus called her.. WTF?

Text Dottir. "Summinks up, can you get hold of gran?"
" Nope" says she, we is now both a bit rattled..

International Turk Rescue alerted, assistance inbound..
Tad Da Da Daah, Ta Da Da Da, Da Da Da Da Da Daaaahhh!

I enters the house.. "Ma? Ma!" ....
"Awright son, how lovely for you to drop by, I jus has had a luvli cool baff..."
Thunderbird one (Dottir) arrives 10 seconds later..
Fruity language ensues.. I dunno where she gets it from .

Happy endin, jus waitin for me nerves to stop janglin..

Night night peeps :)
Eye dint know yer had strings to move yer arms un legs
 
The sun is already peeping out, preparing us for another very hot day BUT as I am now at home for a couple of days I am able to cope better with the heat for both me and the K9s. We are forecast for it to be an even hotter day today with, hopefully, some respite as the end of the week comes.
Stay cool and stay safe, folks.
 
Morning all tis nice an cool atm, got woke up wiv noisy magpies fkn squakin over somit
too early to double barrel em ???
Tis to be higher temps for us today :eek:

No water in the stream(burn in scotchland) all fishes have perished:(
Put some water dishes out for the birds so they can have a drink an a baff.:)

Have a good day ya'll mine yer sun cream peeps ;)
 
Morning gang.
Up at 6:30 again to prep for yet more "fun".
Feck this for a game of soldiers, this is the time i used to get up when I was working.!:(
Still, most done, but still got all the strimming to do, after the whacking/mulching, which is a pain, wretched vibration from a two-stroke. I MUST fix my 4 stroke one!:mad:
Faintly cloudy today and can't start the machine for another 20 mins. So time to get dressed!
Oh and just one thing, the guy with the
https://www.landyzone.co.uk/land-rover/please-read-and-help-thanks.372627/#post-5198210
thread has asked me to spread the word.
You may have already seen it.
I feel very sorry for the bloke's mate, but then I always was a soft touch.
See what you think.
I'll try to figure out a way of sending him a bit of dosh, but I was wondering if he could get a tool place behind him, like screwfix or Toolstation, to help out?
He seems genuine, but as you'll see from my posts on this, so do all scammers.
 
Morning gang.
Up at 6:30 again to prep for yet more "fun".
Feck this for a game of soldiers, this is the time i used to get up when I was working.!:(
Still, most done, but still got all the strimming to do, after the whacking/mulching, which is a pain, wretched vibration from a two-stroke. I MUST fix my 4 stroke one!:mad:
Faintly cloudy today and can't start the machine for another 20 mins. So time to get dressed!
Oh and just one thing, the guy with the
https://www.landyzone.co.uk/land-rover/please-read-and-help-thanks.372627/#post-5198210
thread has asked me to spread the word.
You may have already seen it.
I feel very sorry for the bloke's mate, but then I always was a soft touch.
See what you think.
I'll try to figure out a way of sending him a bit of dosh, but I was wondering if he could get a tool place behind him, like screwfix or Toolstation, to help out?
He seems genuine, but as you'll see from my posts on this, so do all scammers.
I read that post and couldn't help but feel the same. Like you say, you need to do a bit more than state gizzum dosh fer me mate. We like pics, we like info.. we like reasons and stories!! It's so bad it's probably genuine, but, what will happen to any money raised? Will tools get nicked again?
 
I read that post and couldn't help but feel the same. Like you say, you need to do a bit more than state gizzum dosh fer me mate. We like pics, we like info.. we like reasons and stories!! It's so bad it's probably genuine, but, what will happen to any money raised? Will tools get nicked again?
My thought re the tools exactly.
It would be better if he took em and put em indoors or summat every day.
Did you click on the link?
Shows a picture of the van with its roof opened like a sardine can!:(:(:(:(
 
Yes i saw that! Not sure it's the first point of entry I'd choose o_O
And now he is saying that as he's not a registered charity, "I can't put Paypal on but if I give you my Paypal details you cans end it to me and I'll pass it on."

In the distance I can hear the "scammer alert" sirens sounding.

He is either genuine or very good at sounding genuine and naïve.
Just checked, you can send a Postal Order still, but feck me 12.5%?
No wonder no one does it any more!
 

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