I do remember talking to a girl about twin carbs and being told I was "boring".
I didn't last long!
Corrected for ye
Corrected for ye
Cheeky feck!Corrected for ye
and no I did actually blow her out, but it wasn't cos of that it was cos she was bossy.
As so many......(sigh).
Haven't seen the grandkids in a while then?Whenever I leave Wimblowdriver Towers I am at risk of being arrested for vagrancy. But I have socks fit to meet the queen in - sartorial elegance or what??
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Or did they give you more than one pair!
Mind you, they are a bit "boasty"!
Whenever I leave Wimblowdriver Towers I am at risk of being arrested for vagrancy. But I have socks fit to meet the queen in - sartorial elegance or what??
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Age 6 to 12 haha you aint a fkn hobbit then lol Big man
Sun's come out!
(Tis news, believe me!)
(Tis news, believe me!)
Age 6 to 12 haha you aint a fkn hobbit then lol Big man
Feckin laughed at that an all!!!
Sun's come out!
(Tis news, believe me!)
Tis oot here too fink the mrs wants to go out fink I'll take the D1
Some would like that
Mind you the very last straw was when she said to me, very loudly, in a pub with quite a few peeps in "You only come over here at the weekend for a fuck!" (Spoken in her posh, cut-glass accent)Yes we know
At which point I got up and walked out.
Perfect!
(This was my technique for dumping a female. Make sure a row "happens" then either walk out or tell them, "you're fired")
Mind you, she was right.
Yeah, well we know the Evostick don't enchant her!Tis oot here too fink the mrs wants to go out fink I'll take the D1
Have a nice drive!
Have seen pics of Bournemouth beaches, feckin rammed!
So glad we is over here!
So glad we is over here!
Some of us on here would count that as a flattering mental ageAge 6 to 12 haha you aint a fkn hobbit then lol Big man
You know I wouldn't want to be on that beach without a pandemic let alone during one!Have seen pics of Bournemouth beaches, feckin rammed!
So glad we is over here!
Tenebreaux
Well-Known Member
Just finished mowing the back garden. I is now f*cked. Nice cold beer and spend the afternoon sitting on my 'arris building a NAS.
Some of us on here would count that as a flattering mental age
Haha think its just a normal male trait being a big kid
My thoughts entirely, we haven't been there even in the winter for a decade or two now!
