Agreed............but you is so polite...
I'd just tell em to feck off to the covid fred cant be assed reading about it in this happy fred.
Ditto Bud.
When I was on the 'doors' we as polite twice, thrice time wasn't nice
Its nice to be nice..
Ditto Bud.
When I was on the 'doors' we as polite twice, thrice time wasn't nice
Its nice to be nice..
Bet you went to finishing school arnol with ya mug foo o marbles lol
For quite a while Wifey and I considered moving to Leyburn, the gateway to the Dales, or nearby. but then, like your mrs, she started getting bothered about what else there might be to "do" there and the proximity of the nearest hospital.I will also admit that I thought Carlise was in Scotland.....
Age is a terrible thing, making you think like that.
She might still move to Harrogate, or Richmond.
So not so bad.
But not out in the sticks.
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
No cows left in Scotlandshire?
Ditto Bud.
When I was on the 'doors' we as polite twice, thrice time wasn't nice
Its nice to be nice..
Yup I used to do that, my mate runs a security company tis changed from when I done it
got all evidence cams an balls.
Always nice until you dont need to be.
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Christ, they must have been bigguns if you've got no cows left afterwards.I had 2 angus burgers last night
Nite pips
Not according to the dottir who goes round and inspects the place regular.Have you taken into account that your fiends on lz drank most of it when you were on the ferry? Good party that was
She'd have mentioned if she'd had to throw the odd dead bod into Slop Bog in the dead of night!
And put out the empties for the green bin!
Thinking about it, it's a good thing we trust her not to help herself on a regular basis!
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
I must remember to give those cleaners a good tip.
I do like a good munch tis ok we is growing noo ones in the fields for the winter.
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Glad to hear it.
I'd hate to think that you had to eat chuck burgers all the time.
OH WHOOPS!
You must have broken into the wrong house!
We ain't got no Margaux nor any Sancerre!
Wot do you think we is? Posh?
I must review the CCTV for that night to see where you ended up!
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Not based on the number of photographs of you dotted around the place.
Unless of course you've got a secret
Don't your insurance cover all these vet bills?Anyhoo fecken roasting hot today finished at 1pm went to Glasgow to take my alternator from my Evo
to get reconditioned, cost = 140 squids. Went to a Brewers fare at Lomond gate on the way back
2 chicken burgers chips n slaw, fresh orange n lemonade an a glass o wine for the misses = 15 quid.
Was nice too sat oot in the sunshine.
Then dog to the vet to get her ear re-checked 10 mins 30 quid robbin gits.
Oh and congrats on havin a missus who thinks getting an alternator off for reconditioning is a good afternoon out!
You are hilarious!
Doncher know finishin school is for wimmins?
I finished my education in the normal way, snooker, bars, clubs, and the rest of my time I wasted!
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You are hilarious!
Doncher know finishin school id for wimmins?
I finished my education in the normal way, snooker, bars, clubs, and the rest of my time I wasted!
Yup I do
