Yer a bit slow. Been there since early doors, found his wine stash and now need a sleepLooks like @Stanleysteamer is far enough away for everyone to head to his place and get the party started!! Too good an opportunity to miss i finks
Drat, foiled again!There won't be any left when you arrive as I'm already here
Come on chaps, we had a plan.......Yer a bit slow. Been there since early doors, found his wine stash and now need a sleep
He'll need a grown up to show him how to use itAh, ok, I won't mention raiding the wine cellar then, in case he turns the alarm back on from his new phone......
. Or a kid
Oh, was that you I heard rummaging in the fridge and turning the oven on?There won't be any left when you arrive as I'm already here
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Yep, sorry... I hope I didn't disturb you.
Might be ok, I don’t suppose these frenchy surrender monkeys have the internet!
He ought to be grateful that we are looking after his gaff in his absenceWhat! @Stanleysteamer will be most perturbed
We will see, when he gets back.....He ought to be grateful that we are looking after his gaff in his absence
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Just bought some lottery tickets for the UK and Euromillions.
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
While I had a chance today I called the income tax department at me Government to find out what's going on with me tax return as I filed it back in May but haven't heard anything since.
Normally when I owe them some money they are pretty damn quick in requesting it but because they owe me almost £1000 they are dragging their heels.
Apparently the tax returns are being processed in date order but they couldn't tell me where they were currently up to so I would just need to be patient.
Normally when I owe them some money they are pretty damn quick in requesting it but because they owe me almost £1000 they are dragging their heels.
Apparently the tax returns are being processed in date order but they couldn't tell me where they were currently up to so I would just need to be patient.
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Nah.... although it could do with some money being spent on it. pfft.....
You said that was betwixt thee and me
Brilliant idea!
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