Unlit sledging run, blowing a hoolie and i didn't have any goggles to keep the snow out of my eyes
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Did you try closing your eyes to keep the snow out?
Compromised by squinting
Hippo
Lord Hippo
It's so yer can climb int back to put yer dinner int microwave wiv oat stopping.Quite frightening knowing truck have cruise control!
But that sounds a very good idea.
So you don't wear those oh so unbecoming socks?!
If the lovely lady doing the ultrasound all over my thigh,, as you can imagine, had suggested that, I would prolly have taken up her suggestion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had an ultrasound on ma bollocks years ago, told to lay on the bed tackle oot then the nurse
said do you mind if the students came in to watch, me...errr ok then turned round an about 10
lovely birds came in ah fffs haha the cold gel
I had a lovely young lady manipulate the "Captain & The Twins" when I had a cancer scare. Most unnerving. Mind you...you'd pay good money for that sort of thing up the West-end.I had an ultrasound on ma bollocks years ago, told to lay on the bed tackle oot then the nurse
said do you mind if the students came in to watch, me...errr ok then turned round an about 10
lovely birds came in ah fffs haha the cold gel
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
I think I may be having a lie-in tomorrow morning because I've just closed the black-out curtains in the bedroom to stop the sunnyshinyness from waking me too early.
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Durdy Burdys!
You go up then sledge down.. yer silly sossigeHow can you sledge up a mountain
Although a sledge wivva motor on sounds lorra lorra fun
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Like a Skidoo ?
I had a lovely young lady manipulate the "Captain & The Twins" when I had a cancer scare. Most unnerving. Mind you...you'd pay good money for that sort of thing up the West-end.
I wouldnt pay any money to play with anyone's captain
Indeed. But you have to pay good money to have a young lady do that to you up the west end.I wouldnt pay any money to play with anyone's captain
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
You'd do it for free?I wouldnt pay any money to play with anyone's captain
When you say 'lady'...Indeed. But you have to pay good money to have a young lady do that to you up the west end.
I took a mate snowboarding 2 years ago he said he could ski ended up getting rescued from the
summit lol weather was wild blizzards n high winds so they turned off all the lifts an he couldnt
ski at all fkn stupid coont acting as if he was the man
Na that goes in yer sock..
