Maybe it was going to bed with a damp one that gave him his bug!Large portions of alcohol and going to bed with a hot woman may help you towards a speedy recovery.
Deffo!
Have you just had the vaccine?
No, I can't have it sadly. I am just a little run down after pushing myself lol
Haven't you got any jump-leads then?
Ah, I knew there was something I was missingHaven't you got any jump-leads then?
Want a good laugh?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13977868/royal-navy-officer-x-rated-films-nuclear-base/
Hee, Hee, Hee!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13977868/royal-navy-officer-x-rated-films-nuclear-base/
Hee, Hee, Hee!
It’s actually her in me avatar
We all know she's the one on the left which you've chopped out lol
Well I feel lighter today!
£107 lighter!
I went to see the podiatrist and she nearly fell off her perch at how well my "bullet-hole" has healed.
She said it needs no dressing, she creamed my feet, measured them, told me one was a size bigger then the other, which i knew, then sold me some insoles to correct slight inner-ankle-down-ness, also flogged me some foot cream.
Oh and trimmed my toenails.
Still she is giving me a free follow up in 2 months time.
Oh and she checked my leg and said I didn't have DVT. Phew!
Still, £107.
So good news overall!
Have fun folks
Evening all..only a dribble of snow here Nice n sunny tho but wind chill omfg
-3 here an hour ago went to check the digital gauge a mo ago its had enough an went to sleep
Got a prezzy off my mate for doing his gearbox I told him I didnt want anything for doing it
..he turned up with this today.....
Nice n sunny tho but wind chill omfg-3 here an hour ago went to check the digital gauge a mo ago its had enough an went to sleep
Got a prezzy off my mate for doing his gearbox I told him I didnt want anything for doing it
..he turned up with this today.....
She had just got up for a stretch as she had been rolling on the bonnet all morning
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If she was rolling on my bonnet she'd have checkerplate imprints
It looks very pretty ….. but what is it????Evening all..only a dribble of snow here
-3 here an hour ago went to check the digital gauge a mo ago its had enough an went to sleep
Got a prezzy off my mate for doing his gearbox I told him I didnt want anything for doing it
..he turned up with this today.....
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It looks very pretty ….. but what is it????
Tis a digital torque wrench, think he got me it cause he cant get the nut n bolts off after ive tightened them
If she was rolling on my bonnet she'd have checkerplate imprints
If she was rolling on your bonnet she would get my boot up her arse !!
Evening all..only a dribble of snow here
-3 here an hour ago went to check the digital gauge a mo ago its had enough an went to sleep
Got a prezzy off my mate for doing his gearbox I told him I didnt want anything for doing it
..he turned up with this today.....
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Can you keep your hand on the torque wrench ??
Nice!Evening all..only a dribble of snow here
-3 here an hour ago went to check the digital gauge a mo ago its had enough an went to sleep
Got a prezzy off my mate for doing his gearbox I told him I didnt want anything for doing it
..he turned up with this today.....
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I'll have your old one then!
