I'm becoming a reglar down the orspicle.
In today with my gut.
(Took a wheelbarrow.)
(Thort i'd get in before you lot.)
Had a female prodding and squeezing my gut.
No real idea so starting me on Mebeverine. o_O:confused:
Still, losing weight, no booze actually isn't that hard, just borin!
Wifey spring cleaning the living room to within an inch of its life so I get continuously told to "take this, decide if you want to keep it and put it somewhere else."
Feck me.
Where?
House, garage, trailer already full of cack.

Still her walrus test result came through, in 16 hours, negative as we knew it would.
AND she now knows when she will be getting her 1st jab.
THANK FECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can't imagine the ear bashing I've been getting, "When am I going to hear? Why haven't I heard yet? All my friends in Poole/Bournemouth have heard! They should be doing my group!! blah, blah, blah"
I got down on my knees and offered up a prayer of thanks to whoever works these things out.:rolleyes:
 
Tonites din really iz a "playbyplay".:):):):)
now take use threw it bite by bite!
It were lovely. Unyun un chips. Sosdij un unyun. Unyun were quite big which was good as there be more than normal. Always leave a sossij ter the end to eat anorl. Three sossij be enuff. Oven chips be slightly over cooked which be perfect. Dint ave sossij unyun chips un peas like this before but will do int future. It be nice. Sossij un unyun cooked ont me mean green grillin fing.
 
Does today feel different?
You need to unplug the alarm clock for a few days & relax.

Mornin peeps. An a nappi Fridi to you all.
Speshly @My Old Landy , does you feel any diffrint? :)
To be fair, I have not worked a Friday for two years so nothing different today. I think it will be a couple of weeks before it really sinks in.
I hope that I don't start to regret it but I don't think that will happen!
 
Good morning.
Damp drive this morning.
So in 5 miles from home & it’s Friday. Hooray.... nope.... I’m doing a collection then continue into wales & then back later.
Other problems encountered are can’t go to Greg’s as the counter staff will grass me up to the Mrs.
Just remember to bring your 'at, your brolly, your mac and your wellies. :)
Better still, don't get out of the cab. :)
 

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