Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Pizza's are already here but they're not cooked yet and the money will be arriving tomorrow. 
I understand your sadness, I buried my only sister just one year ago today.Morning All
A wet & cold day here.
Always a bit sad on this day, my late fathers birthday, and his last child (my sister's) born 3 months after he died.
But it is only 2 more sleeps till Christmas.
Have a splendid day everyone.
Be like me and live in a bungalow.You know I only log in to get the next instalment of your merry life! Mine is so mundane I feed off your vibes
But yes, I do know all about the items on the stairs for delivery
Guid morn
Cracking day dry and cool
Zoom meeting with Administrator yesterday, they confirmed we will receive full salary for December payable on the 31st, brilliant.
As for next year we await to learn if a buyer can be found for the business, but with this Covid issue its unlikley.
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Chuckle. Can't wipe his own wotsit without his mothers help.......My "ghast" is well and truly flabbered this morning.
I am all to well aware of the verbal battering one gets if one ignores clothes or bog-rolls placed on top of a newel-post and does NOT deliver them to their intended destination (married men will understand this phenomenon).
So, I brought 3 loo-rolls that were atop the upstairs newel post down to the downstairs bog but was a bit confused as there were already at least 3 rolls on the "pending" stack.
Wife comes down and tells me the 3 rolls I brought down are destined for her Mother (who I went shopping for on Monday night and who didn't have loo-roll on her list!!!).
But wait, there's more.....
Why does the old lady have no loo roll?
Because that "ar$hole waste of effing space" son of hers took all 3 of her loo rolls when he visited on Sunday because he didn't have any at his home.
So "WE" end up providing replacements because HE can't manage his own ar$e-wiping affairs.
Thanks for listening...I needed to get that off my chest.
If it was left to himself he would wipe his elbow
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Should've eated them at the same time
Should've eated them at the same time
Terry's chocolate orange - sorted
Hippo
Lord Hippo
They be the wuk of the devil. Orribul fings.
That's ok, I will eat yours on Friday
Healthy eating, one of yer 5 a day. Same as cadbrees froot n nut.
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Does yer not like sweet stuff like chocolate un cakes?
Not keen on most but I totally dislike chocolate in any shape or form, foul stuff.
At least the law of averages means that your hippo should have arrived at work with some doors
Hey! Guess what? We dint get the pizzas!
As if...
This thing really needs a tongue in cheek emoji...
As if...
This thing really needs a tongue in cheek emoji...
