Our Morrisons food delivery arrived yesterday whilst the missus was out. The first crate was full of fruit, a pineapple, grapes, strawberries, plums and godknowswhat, I started having a panic attack, the next crate was full of vegetables, some of which I couldn't even identify, the next crate contained cat food, we don't even have a cat ffs. I said to the driver, are you sure this is ours? Yes, he said. After I'd stowed it away in the kitchen, he returned and said there was a mistake, it wasn't ours after all. Thank Christ for that.
Col
I had to re-read the panic part as I though you wrote you started having a picnic haha