Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
That's very decent of you.
Well, I lasted about 10 minutes and got bored (stir crazy) so up and at the decorating again.Morning all. Today I am doing mostly ---------------- nothing. Gonna have a day off
Reminds me of a Renault 14 I had, so many dents in it we called it the "crumple zone" and peeps gave me a wide berth on the road!Nope, I is a nugly bastid at best.
Peeps now cross the road.
Is good for social distancin mind you
Up in time to take in the shopping delivery. wifey made her usual number of mistakes on the order. Bag of sprouts, 100 gms, ffs!, half as many bananas as she wanted. She swears she "clicked twice". I have been instructed to check each order before she finalises it!
Twill be my fault then!
At least the nougat arrived this time, she's been ordering this for 1 month!
Twill be my fault then!
At least the nougat arrived this time, she's been ordering this for 1 month!
Colthebrummie
Well-Known Member
Our Morrisons food delivery arrived yesterday whilst the missus was out. The first crate was full of fruit, a pineapple, grapes, strawberries, plums and godknowswhat, I started having a panic attack, the next crate was full of vegetables, some of which I couldn't even identify, the next crate contained cat food, we don't even have a cat ffs. I said to the driver, are you sure this is ours? Yes, he said. After I'd stowed it away in the kitchen, he returned and said there was a mistake, it wasn't ours after all. Thank Christ for that.Up in time to take in the shopping delivery. wifey made her usual number of mistakes on the order. Bag of sprouts, 100 gms, ffs!, half as many bananas as she wanted. She swears she "clicked twice". I have been instructed to check each order before she finalises it!
Twill be my fault then!
At least the nougat arrived this time, she's been ordering this for 1 month!
Col
Stock take is going surprisingly well
Stock take is going surprisingly well
How much did you manage to take? is the Landy full
J
Hicap phill
Well-Known Member
Well I won’t make it home.... time to text the Mrs & postpone Chips till tommorow.
Unsure how the person in an office thinks I can go from Clacton to Norwich in an hour.
Did say on a Motobike may be.
but you should then have enough time to get home...
I have 3hrs left & need 5hrs to get home. So I won’t even be close. Oh well just means next week I will start late on Monday & go slooow.
Unsure how the person in an office thinks I can go from Clacton to Norwich in an hour.
Did say on a Motobike may be.
but you should then have enough time to get home...
I have 3hrs left & need 5hrs to get home. So I won’t even be close. Oh well just means next week I will start late on Monday & go slooow.
What a sh!t the blokes in offices should do your job for a while to get an idea.
Henry_b
Think outside, no box required.
Awoke this morning with an inch of ice on the cars, and fog outside that was thicker than soup.
twas quieter than a nuns bedroom outside until I turned the key on the old V8 and it spluttered into life, waking all my neighbours because the IACV was stuck open so it was idling at 3500rpm with a cold wide bore stainless exhaust, which isn't ideal
open the bonnet and a quick tap on the gizmo and it settled down, thankfully another thing to add to the list..
Once on the road I was confronted with 4 cyclists, two were cycling slowly through the village, in black with no lights so they were completely invisible only just avoided them, I did make sure they knew what utter arseholes they were as I crept by
The other set were on the main road, this time all highlighted but they were glued to the centre of the road it seemed, being sat behind them for 10 mins was fun, eventually I matted it and flew past, At that point I missed my Disco as when you throttled it the old girl would belch black smoke out like it was rolling coal, I did always enjoy covering cyclists in soot
Managed to get to work and park, luckily once I was ready to go in the other vehicle the fog had lifted slightly and there were blue skies!
made all the necessary deliveries and had a nice cruise home, twas freezing though! -1 at some points!
twas quieter than a nuns bedroom outside until I turned the key on the old V8 and it spluttered into life, waking all my neighbours because the IACV was stuck open so it was idling at 3500rpm with a cold wide bore stainless exhaust, which isn't ideal
open the bonnet and a quick tap on the gizmo and it settled down, thankfully another thing to add to the list..
Once on the road I was confronted with 4 cyclists, two were cycling slowly through the village, in black with no lights so they were completely invisible only just avoided them, I did make sure they knew what utter arseholes they were as I crept by
The other set were on the main road, this time all highlighted but they were glued to the centre of the road it seemed, being sat behind them for 10 mins was fun, eventually I matted it and flew past, At that point I missed my Disco as when you throttled it the old girl would belch black smoke out like it was rolling coal, I did always enjoy covering cyclists in soot
Managed to get to work and park, luckily once I was ready to go in the other vehicle the fog had lifted slightly and there were blue skies!
made all the necessary deliveries and had a nice cruise home, twas freezing though! -1 at some points!
so are u enjoyin it then and will you stick it?Awoke this morning with an inch of ice on the cars, and fog outside that was thicker than soup.
twas quieter than a nuns bedroom outside until I turned the key on the old V8 and it spluttered into life, waking all my neighbours because the IACV was stuck open so it was idling at 3500rpm with a cold wide bore stainless exhaust, which isn't ideal
open the bonnet and a quick tap on the gizmo and it settled down, thankfully another thing to add to the list..
Once on the road I was confronted with 4 cyclists, two were cycling slowly through the village, in black with no lights so they were completely invisible only just avoided them, I did make sure they knew what utter arseholes they were as I crept by
The other set were on the main road, this time all highlighted but they were glued to the centre of the road it seemed, being sat behind them for 10 mins was fun, eventually I matted it and flew past, At that point I missed my Disco as when you throttled it the old girl would belch black smoke out like it was rolling coal, I did always enjoy covering cyclists in soot
Managed to get to work and park, luckily once I was ready to go in the other vehicle the fog had lifted slightly and there were blue skies!
made all the necessary deliveries and had a nice cruise home, twas freezing though! -1 at some points!
Henry_b
Think outside, no box required.
Yep it's a much better job in financial terms compared to my old one..so are u enjoyin it then and will you stick it?
I'll stick it
Hicap phill
Well-Known Member
More driving I do this week the less I get to do next week.best thing about driving hours.What a sh!t the blokes in offices should do your job for a while to get an idea.
This COVID lark has made changes so already explained I don’t do Fridays nights, I do sundays.
Hicap phill
Well-Known Member
Did spot a nice off-roader with a big PTO winch...
How much did you manage to take? is the Landy full
J
Ssshhhh you silly sod, the bosses are in!
doriz
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