Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Hmm... in that case, there's one or two that I wouldn't have an issue with if that happened.Oh no, not that sort, they are not the problem.
It's the quite ones who suddenly throw off their shells!......
No it was the joke about the similarity between a cheap hotel and a tight pair of trousers. lol
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Hey @Turktowner ......
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
This is clearly a joke that I've not heard before.
My fingers are crossed for you!Hmm... in that case, there's one or two that I wouldn't have an issue with if that happened.
Xmas dos used to be another thing!
The similarity is "No ball room"!This is clearly a joke that I've not heard before.
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Is this a new Microsoft thing?
Plural of "do", Xmas firm's party if you prefer!
But like the pun.
Fink you is gettin "demob fever"!
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Oh, you mean dos and not dos
and certainly not "don'ts", unless ....you want to deny yourself a little fun!Oh, you mean dos and not dos
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Never!unless ....you want to deny yourself a little fun!
Can also happen if you attend the leaving do of a colleague as well. I once did and was nearly in a lot of trouble after her mates insisted I drove her home!Oh, you mean dos and not dos
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Whose home did she she end up at?Can also happen if you attend the leaving do of a colleague as well. I once did and was nearly in a lot of trouble after her mates insisted I drove her home!
Her own! And I escaped with my virtue intact, just! (Should never have gone in "for coffee". Oh yeahWhose home did she she end up at?
?) As she went and put on her negligée! Wouldn'ta minded cept she was no oil painting.
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
So you went in for a "coffee".... you nearly did the deed!Her own! And I escaped with my virtue intact, just! (Should never have gone in "for coffee". Oh yeah
Fink I'm gonna knock it on the head tonight.
Have a good night and make sure you go equipped tomoz night Shimmy!
We will want a "play by play " arterwards!!!!!
Have a good night and make sure you go equipped tomoz night Shimmy!
We will want a "play by play " arterwards!!!!!
I know you'd like to attend but hey ho.....
Id love to cum, Cant go to the ferry cause of lockdown (lucky for you lol)
I was merely being polite, but when my Dolly Sprint nearly took off over a hump back bridge and she remarked "that's the nearest I have been to an orgasm for over a year!" I should have got the message!So you went in for a "coffee".... you nearly did the deed!
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
I consider myself relieved
