Stanleysteamer · Sep 30, 2020

Hippo said:
Wots jay blades?

about 20 posts back.
He's the Dick in the cap who shows you how not to do DIY.
It's funny in a kinda painful way!
If you google or you tube him you'll find some of his rubbish. He's the only fly in the ointment of the repair shop, though it is quite funny watching the real experts trying not to laugh or have a go at him!

Stanleysteamer · Sep 30, 2020

Well today is nearly over.
Good day, in many ways.
80 f in the shade so had lunch outside on the patio. Is this the last time we'll be able to do this, this year?
Also went and picked up a bit i ordered and saw the beautiful Jennifer get out from behind her cash desk and walk over to where the guy was trying to do something with his pooter, she put him right and the sight of her in her leather pants, put me right too.
AND I didn't know she was so tall.
I managed to make her laugh by checking it really was her and saying "I wasn't sure I recognised you, after all in the masks, we are all arabs now!"
She also thanked me for the compliment on her height! Just love the way French wimmins are not so uptight about that sort of compliment. (Fu ck PC)!
(I love tall girls).

Stanleysteamer · Sep 30, 2020

So nighty nite all!

Stanleysteamer · Sep 30, 2020

Dippypud said:
About this IT Policy I have to write, got any pointers ?

And what is BS that I can leave out or put in an Appendixixix ?

Leave your password as "password" it'll fool everyone, after all, who is that stupid?

mick the builder · Sep 30, 2020

Stanleysteamer said:
about 20 posts back.
He's the Dick in the cap who shows you how not to do DIY.
It's funny in a kinda painful way!
If you google or you tube him you'll find some of his rubbish. He's the only fly in the ointment of the repair shop, though it is quite funny watching the real experts trying not to laugh or have a go at him!

LOL, i wondered what it meant but its all clear now. Im not the only one who thinks hes a ****. spoils a good program. He was in another daytime program about getting **** old furniture, giving it a coat of farrow and ball paint , and calling it shabby chiqe. As soon as i saw him in a tailer made leather bib and being described as a master joiner, i knew he was a ****.
as an aside,my old mate pinball jeff turned up on the show a few weeks back.

Stanleysteamer · Sep 30, 2020

mick the builder said:
LOL, i wondered what it meant but its all clear now. Im not the only one who thinks hes a ****. spoils a good program. He was in another daytime program about getting **** old furniture, giving it a coat of farrow and ball paint , and calling it shabby chiqe. As soon as i saw him in a tailer made leather bib and being described as a master joiner, i knew he was a ****.
as an aside,my old mate pinball jeff turned up on the show a few weeks back.

Don't tell us, with a pinball machine he wanted repaired? Or is he an expert who repaired one for someone?

mick the builder · Sep 30, 2020

Stanleysteamer said:
Don't tell us, with a pinball machine he wanted repaired? Or is he an expert who repaired one for someone?

He repairs them.

mick the builder · Sep 30, 2020

mick the builder said:
He repairs them.

I had another mate back in the day called charlie bongos. Can you guess what he did for a living?

Stanleysteamer · Sep 30, 2020

mick the builder said:
I had another mate back in the day called charlie bongos. Can you guess what he did for a living?

Your mates all have very obvious nicknames, Mick the Builder!!! Unless he likes Mazda Bongos, in which case I take it all back

Shimsteriom · Sep 30, 2020

Dippypud said:
About this IT Policy I have to write, got any pointers ?

And what is BS that I can leave out or put in an Appendixixix ?

Ah well... in all my IT jobs I have always tried to avoid writing any policies where possible and when I was left with no choice I actually got the ISO accreditation people to write it for me.

Mainly they just consist of stuff like passwords, backups, data access control, area access control, device security and that sort of thing.
I'm glad I'm giving it all up

mick the builder · Sep 30, 2020

Stanleysteamer said:
Your mates all have very obvious nicknames, Mick the Builder!!! Unless he likes Mazda Bongos, in which case I take it all back

I think we had bad memories. Charlie was the drummer with Wizzard.

Shimsteriom · Sep 30, 2020

I've got 37 working days left until I'm unemployed.

Or 25 if a future employer wants me to start earlier, in which case I can use up some remaining holidays accrued this year.

marjon · Sep 30, 2020

Shimsteriom said:
I've got 37 working days left until I'm unemployed.

Or 25 if a future employer wants me to start earlier, in which case I can use up some remaining holidays accrued this year.

thought the new boy was in now? Make sure everyone knows he’s first point of contact, then put your feet up, drink tea and surf tinternet xxx sites and see if he can track you

How’s the job hunting going?

J

Shimsteriom · Sep 30, 2020

marjon said:
thought the new boy was in now? Make sure everyone knows he’s first point of contact, then put your feet up, drink tea and surf tinternet xxx sites and see if he can track you

How’s the job hunting going?

He starts in the morning.
I'll be certain to make sure everyone calls him and not me, in fact I've already assigned my old extension number to him so just on the off chance that someone forgets and calls me "by accident" then his phone will ring and not mine

No luck on the job front so far, although I did apply for a position today with our only meat factory on me Island for a relief driver / warehouse person and even though I don't have any HGV driving experience this didn't seem to put them off, so fingers crossed.

marjon · Sep 30, 2020

Good luck with the job.

BIL drove small ones and was always promised by his company that they would put him through HGV, he did it himself in the end and left

has been busy working since and loves it.

Didn’t Phill take the course under some program he seems to enjoy his job @Hicap phill , He gets about a bit (in a good way)
Oh and seems plenty of time for snacks

J

Shimsteriom · Sep 30, 2020

Goodnight Everybodies

Hippo · Oct 1, 2020

Stanleysteamer said:
Still don't know why you need such thick short bolts.
R U gonna tell us?

Gottid six hook n ride inges fer me doors. Eye want the bolt ter go frew the inge, flowa bud and frame. So its boltid to the frame fer strenf. Flowa bud be 18mm. Frayme 45. Yer gorra nut, washer un inge anorl. Had ter pik next size up fromtp 83 un 76mm.

Hippo · Oct 1, 2020

mick the builder said:
I had another mate back in the day called charlie bongos. Can you guess what he did for a living?

Sold drugs?

Hippo · Oct 1, 2020

mick the builder · Oct 1, 2020

Nite everybodypeeps.

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