Eye be stilla live un wotchin wales ont telly. It beer shaym we as dumped plastic int see. They be eated it un gorrit cort onnem. It be no wunda they bite. Ah wud beer noyd if they dumped there rubbish int my castle grownds anorl.
'Em be thieving bastids. Us boys ud put sarin gas in. Twud zort bastids oat.
Mornin frens. Be wet doan yer, no watterin for tu du. Us needs zum drai days but be viddeovilmin turday zo us'll mannidge. Opin all frens be well an hearty.
Looks promising 'ere but I'm not sure what that is! After yesterday's very lively weather it is at least calm now although I don't think it will stay that way for long. Both canines have eaten no food for over 24 hours as they try to cope with the thundy bumps, heavy rain and lightning, poor things, they really are a noise sensitive breed.
I hope everyone is coping well with everything that is being thrown at us of late.
Morning All
A decent start weather-wise but it is allegedly going to be raining cats and dogs later.
I got the paper, but all other morning duties done....by Herself (been awake since 4AM apparently, so she got up straight after I did @ 7:30).
Am on my second cup of coffee and thinking about what to do today. Probably more workshop tidying. A skip arrives tomorrow and then all the old shed and the 30 years of garage "toot" will be junked.
Only 195 days until the Govt. starts paying me to sit on my Ar$e
It’s roasting here. Just been out fer a jorg and I’ve gorra reet dab on.
back to work in a minute for an enthralling afternoon of utter bollox as usual, all I’ll achieve today is the square root of cock all and generate an inordinate amount of hot air and greenhouse gases.