Tnt av gottid me mortiser. It be now int transit. Eye be opin they let it oat so it can find er bed ter sheep int. If they dunt eye will find oat un pull ther edds oft won by won un sh*t darn ther frowts. Bastids.

I hope for their sake you get your moisturiser in time.

I wouldn't like to get between a phooooofter and his grooming products.





*edit*..... personal grooming, not yer normal sordid type of grooming!
 

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