Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
I really need to cut me hair again but because I'm doing it I can't be bovvered.
Us finkin uv avvin a wurd wiv Hippo, see if us can meet Morticia. Us duddun need un, but, well, phwooooaarrr!
Oh, swiddle me murdles! Best drape to chemist fur a pack o' they Tenna pants us zee on televizer!Uh oh, I've confused my anti-histamine with swmbos dulcolax
Dressing up in LycraI can't face another a run today so I'm going to get the mountain bike out instead as the weather is beautiful.
Best not to sneeze then. Otherwise you might have an unexpected digestive transit. Bicycle clips on just in case?Uh oh, I've confused my anti-histamine with swmbos dulcolax
Best not to sneeze then. Otherwise you might have an unexpected digestive transit. Bicycle clips on just in case?