Gilbert the Grouse..
Yer need ter lurn owter put yer feet tup un fall ersheep int chair. If yer strugglin fer fings yer do try startin by gerrin tup layt.I is glad I int furloughed. My day oft today was filled wif nex to bugger all..
An I is knakkid.
Retiremint int lookin so shiny right now..
Still, a bright day awaits, who knows what might happen. Speshly with the Pumpkin King still spouting burrlocks
Can they make it 4 weeks int stead of 2. Am oft int may so ole of june wud do.
Us boys gree holehartidly. Us laikes a bit uv cukin. Us'll luke oat us floral pinafore, be gude ter get back in touch wiv us femminin side.To The Guardian
As men are more vulnerable to Covid-19, has anyone considered allowing women and children out of lockdown first? We could run the country for a few weeks and see how things go while men stay at home baking banana bread and clapping.
Sarah Moss, Coventry
This gets my vote
Oh NO! I as overslept a whole weekend . How will I ever catch up wif all me jobs?it be bank ollyday munday.
But in those days no one would be trying to steal your identity etc. The government have been known to lose data......Tis days lyke this yer wonda if we wud av bin able ter manage int ww2 lyke they did. We can't agree ter stay ut ome un use ur fone ter worn us of infecshun. They adter run ter shelta ter save emselves. Whurls apart int same whurl.