Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
So it's not a ripping conversation then?I'm doing a 12 hour shift with the bloke whose job I had and he's now my understudy for the night We've not spoken for 9 months
So it's not a ripping conversation then?I'm doing a 12 hour shift with the bloke whose job I had and he's now my understudy for the night We've not spoken for 9 months
Remember your social distancing....I'm doing a 12 hour shift with the bloke whose job I had and he's now my understudy for the night We've not spoken for 9 months
Is yer not wukin frompt ome payd ter cut the grass like the rest ov us?I'm doing a 12 hour shift with the bloke whose job I had and he's now my understudy for the night We've not spoken for 9 months
Unfortunately not, I'm working hard making sure you've not got to put nasty oak milk ****e on yer breakfast. You were clapping for me the other nightIs yer not wukin frompt ome payd ter cut the grass like the rest ov us?
One end of the yard to the other I'm not the one trying to save faceRemember your social distancing....
Six, maybe ten words in the first three hoursSo it's not a ripping conversation then?
Where they any of the followingSix, maybe ten words in the first three hours
eye wus clappin fer freelander'sUnfortunately not, I'm working hard making sure you've not got to put nasty oak milk ****e on yer breakfast. You were clapping for me the other night
Someone's got to.eye wus clappin fer freelander's
We int gorrit as we is ont freesat. But eye is lookerin oot fer the full box set int sainsberrys.They is on every day on Gold. They is on now.
Ah gottid meself till deff does us part fer crispmus. Still int wotched it. Cud do wivver few mumfs oft wuk ter wotchit.Fer Crimbo, number one son bought my Dad the boxed set of 'Last of the Summer Wine', that's about 56 or so discs ...
And then double it!Remember your social distancing....
Someone's got to.
My garding waste bin is full (SWMBO did some gardinging this week). But the council ain't collecting due to some plague going around at the mo. So no grass cutting for me in the forseeable, nowhere to put the clippings.Is yer not wukin frompt ome payd ter cut the grass like the rest ov us?
Ask yer naybor if yer can use their bin if they int filled it tup. Or stand on yer own bin ter push it down. Dun't fergettid ter open the lid first or it wun't wuk.My garding waste bin is full (SWMBO did some gardinging this week). But the council ain't collecting due to some plague going around at the mo. So no grass cutting for me in the forseeable, nowhere to put the clippings.
wos he dun?If things seem bleak, if you're feeling a bit adrift, confused..
Just thank goodness you ain't a Merkin, I'm amused, confused, astounded, dismayed by the Pumpkin King. Is beyond belief.
Fuggit, am going to bed.
Night pips.
Eye be garn int baf now then ter bed.