THEengineer
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Broke down as on way lots of grey smoke won't rev,now won't start,lift pump?
Not a lot I could do.
The AA Roadside turned out and stuck a yellow sticker on the windscreen; "Do not start this engine". Just waiting for recovery.
A bit like the stickers which gas fitters/ central heating engineers stick all over your boiler when they can't fix it this week!