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slob

Well-Known Member

• May 31, 2007

• #61

oh! and have you bin ejaculated against foreign bugs and germans

 

GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• May 31, 2007

• #62

Oh aye sarnies. I'll tek a couple of pasties. Wot language do they speak down there. Will I need a Yarksheer/Southern Pufta dictionary thing.

 

GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• May 31, 2007

• #63

Think I'll be ejaculated as soon as I get in the gaylander.

 

The Mad Hat Man

Well-Known Member

LZIR Despatch Agent

• May 31, 2007

• #64

he needs yu to fix is vcu

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• May 31, 2007

• #65

take water, what every you do dint drink the water and be carful cos sometimes they call the local water.. beer

 

Sirus

Your all Banned except me

• May 31, 2007

• #66

slob said:

take water, what every you do dint drink the water and be carful cos sometimes they call the local water.. beer

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Definatly dont drink the Bathams water. Its ours

 

mondo

Banned

• May 31, 2007

• #67

GRUNT said:

will there be owt else I need ?

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Aye!
yer bus fare back seein as were tekin the hippo

 

GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• May 31, 2007

• #68

You in the AA?

 

Sirus

Your all Banned except me

• May 31, 2007

• #69

mondo said:

Aye!
yer bus fare back seein as were tekin the hippo

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Dunt be leavin him down here. We haz standards

 

GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• May 31, 2007

• #70

I'll give you standards I've polished me bestest wellies I'll have you know.

 

The Mad Hat Man

Well-Known Member

LZIR Despatch Agent

• May 31, 2007

• #71

yu still aint allowed this far south.

 

Sirus

Your all Banned except me

• May 31, 2007

• #72

GRUNT said:

I'll give you standards I've polished me bestest wellies I'll have you know.

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I hope you aint rubbed off the L and R's

 

The Mad Hat Man

Well-Known Member

LZIR Despatch Agent

• May 31, 2007

• #73

wot fur - left and right?

 

Sirus

Your all Banned except me

• May 31, 2007

• #74

The Mad Hat Man said:

wot fur - left and right?

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What you got em too

 

The Mad Hat Man

Well-Known Member

LZIR Despatch Agent

• May 31, 2007

• #75

ere Grunt - yu takin ya pigs fur a day out too?

 

Sirus

Your all Banned except me

• May 31, 2007

• #76

The Mad Hat Man said:

ere Grunt - yu takin ya pigs fur a day out too?

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Only sliced thinly with brown sauce on thick sliced bread

 

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CharlesY

Well-Known Member

• May 31, 2007

• #77

Is it not the ejection port for the Landy bits that fall off?

 

Sirus

Your all Banned except me

• Jun 1, 2007

• #78

I have notified the border guards of you impending visit. Necessary force has been authorised

 

The Mad Hat Man

Well-Known Member

LZIR Despatch Agent

• Jun 1, 2007

• #79

Are you there yet?

 

Sirus

Your all Banned except me

• Jun 1, 2007

• #80

The Mad Hat Man said:

Are you there yet?

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