tomcat59alan
Well-Known Member
Bollocks, even you called yourself acorn dick. !/2 inch shorter and you would have been Mrs Wammers.Yeah two Donkey ones and a Mouse fit for the middle one. Never brag about mine i only have 4" but some women like them that thick.
tomcat59alan
Well-Known Member
Don't quote that c*nt, said after the Bradford stadium fire disaster, in a gig in Bradford, you shower of bastards you had a barbeque last week and you didn't invite me. They dragged him off stage and beat the crap out of him.
Bollocks, even you called yourself acorn dick. !/2 inch shorter and you would have been Mrs Wammers.
From Acorns Oak trees grow. It would be one hell of a clitty.
tomcat59alan
Well-Known Member
You failed to say two donkeys and one mouse, but it was a hippotamus.From Acorns Oak trees grow. It would be one hell of a clitty.
You failed to say two donkeys and one mouse, but it was a hippotamus.
Renowned for their small penises Hippos are.
tomcat59alan
Well-Known Member
Your eyesights has gone you old bugger.
Nonsense, i can see as far up a dogs arse as anyone else if the winds blowing in the right direction.
PastyMuncher83
Active Member
Ordered a single bag to replace it so will attempt to repair this one and keep in case of emergency!
Failing that I could use it as a contraceptive if I can heat it up and stretch it out long enough
Failing that I could use it as a contraceptive if I can heat it up and stretch it out long enough
tomcat59alan
Well-Known Member
They are not very sensitive but you must wear ear plugs and nose clip. Two things I cannot stand, the smell of burning rubber and a woman screaming.
Yeah, exactly what I thought but it was too tight and so it is still sitting there, just in case.
