[pwood999]

or buy a single bag cheap on flea-bay, while you get Island to test & replace under warranty. The top coming off could easily be a manufacturing fault on that single bag.

 

[tomcat59alan]

Yeah two Donkey ones and a Mouse fit for the middle one. Never brag about mine i only have 4" but some women like them that thick.

Bollocks, even you called yourself acorn dick. !/2 inch shorter and you would have been Mrs Wammers.

 

[tomcat59alan]

Courtesy of Royston Vasey (Roy "Chubbie Brown"): "I'm hung like a newborn baby ... 9 lbs, 18"."

Don't quote that c*nt, said after the Bradford stadium fire disaster, in a gig in Bradford, you shower of bastards you had a barbeque last week and you didn't invite me. They dragged him off stage and beat the crap out of him.

 

[wammers]

Bollocks, even you called yourself acorn dick. !/2 inch shorter and you would have been Mrs Wammers.

From Acorns Oak trees grow. It would be one hell of a clitty.

 

[tomcat59alan]

From Acorns Oak trees grow. It would be one hell of a clitty.

You failed to say two donkeys and one mouse, but it was a hippotamus.

 

[wammers]

You failed to say two donkeys and one mouse, but it was a hippotamus.

Renowned for their small penises Hippos are.

 

[tomcat59alan]

Renowned for their small penises Hippos are.

Your eyesights has gone you old bugger.

 

[wammers]

Your eyesights has gone you old bugger.

Nonsense, i can see as far up a dogs arse as anyone else if the winds blowing in the right direction.

 

[oakey]

Should that not be penii

 

[wammers]

Should that not be penii

No.

 

[PastyMuncher83]

Ordered a single bag to replace it so will attempt to repair this one and keep in case of emergency!

Failing that I could use it as a contraceptive if I can heat it up and stretch it out long enough

 

[tomcat59alan]

Ordered a single bag to replace it so will attempt to repair this one and keep in case of emergency!

Failing that I could use it as a contraceptive if I can heat it up and stretch it out long enough

They are not very sensitive but you must wear ear plugs and nose clip. Two things I cannot stand, the smell of burning rubber and a woman screaming.

 

[Grrrrrr]

Ordered a single bag to replace it so will attempt to repair this one and keep in case of emergency!

Failing that I could use it as a contraceptive if I can heat it up and stretch it out long enough

Yeah, exactly what I thought but it was too tight and so it is still sitting there, just in case.

 

[wammers]

They are fitted using air pressure. The caps are held between to fixed points and the bladder fitted between them. Then air is introduced and the bladder expands and is forced over the caps. Rather like setting the bead on a tyre.