Bollocks, even you called yourself acorn dick. !/2 inch shorter and you would have been Mrs Wammers.Yeah two Donkey ones and a Mouse fit for the middle one. Never brag about mine i only have 4" but some women like them that thick.![]()
Don't quote that c*nt, said after the Bradford stadium fire disaster, in a gig in Bradford, you shower of bastards you had a barbeque last week and you didn't invite me. They dragged him off stage and beat the crap out of him.Courtesy of Royston Vasey (Roy "Chubbie Brown"): "I'm hung like a newborn baby ... 9 lbs, 18"."
Bollocks, even you called yourself acorn dick. !/2 inch shorter and you would have been Mrs Wammers.![]()
You failed to say two donkeys and one mouse, but it was a hippotamus.From Acorns Oak trees grow. It would be one hell of a clitty.![]()
You failed to say two donkeys and one mouse, but it was a hippotamus.![]()
Your eyesights has gone you old bugger.Renowned for their small penises Hippos are.![]()
Your eyesights has gone you old bugger.![]()
They are not very sensitive but you must wear ear plugs and nose clip. Two things I cannot stand, the smell of burning rubber and a woman screaming.Ordered a single bag to replace it so will attempt to repair this one and keep in case of emergency!
Failing that I could use it as a contraceptive if I can heat it up and stretch it out long enough
Ordered a single bag to replace it so will attempt to repair this one and keep in case of emergency!
Failing that I could use it as a contraceptive if I can heat it up and stretch it out long enough