Its all bollocks anyway.
He wont turn up, even if he does i aint scrapping over nothing. I grew out of all that **** years ago. Got wife and kids now, Im not getting arrested for ruffing up some idiot who wont accept somone elses opinion.
Would seem to constitute a written invitation yes
party time, though can't say when i'll get there, know what i mean element of suprise and all that
Pretty sure he'll hear the tractor coming anyway
I'm nearby and have a phone that can video stuff inbred from blackpool vs what i presume could be an inbred from the south
Doc - I'll hold yer coat!!