Would you secretly like a 'Mad Max' Landy?

  • No, I'm mad enough already.

    Votes: 36 12.7%
  • Yes, but I don't run a building society

    Votes: 115 40.5%
  • The standard Landy is good enough

    Votes: 55 19.4%
  • Yes, but my wife would refuse to drive it!

    Votes: 23 8.1%
  • I've got one

    Votes: 55 19.4%

  • Total voters
    284
These are big cars for big boys- not real vehicles for real men.

There is also the old adage that rings very true in cases like this- the more toys it has ,the smaller the penis:p

Mine has no toys just big wheels. I need them to carry my huge penis round :D
 
I love this one!

I think the roof chop is exellent, though would I have it matt nato green :D

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Its ona range rover chassis. Was on ebay wasnt it. Think that n rangie sport engine.
 
Though the idea of this rocks!! Get out maaa way....a buckshot special edition.

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So that's an old Defender 90 with a FECKING GREAT ROCKET LAUNCHER sticking out the middle. Good for traffic, and as far as replacing the middle seat goes a wise choice for those not fond of roadworks traffic.
 
Theres another pink stripy "thing" inside heathrow teminal 5 as well
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The tourist board should really be consulted in Heathrow's PR meetings. They at least could have sprayed the wing mirror housings and front grill with a nice satin black finish.
 
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Yes, I know what you're saying. It's just that more and more these days I see a landy go past with a huge suspension lift and ridiculous tyres on and I think "what a pillock!". Don't get me wrong I love Land Rovers. I just see so many over modified ones these days and so much bull**** is talked by some of the owners it has become very un cool in my opinion. Maybe it's just me being a sad old git.

ahh right,nothing wrong with lift kits big tyres etc,so long as their on to USE!!!and not just to pose,if their put on to be used how they should be and intended to be i cant see a problem
 

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