I'm pi**ing my self with laughter Sirus nice one, but no it's at home in a nice, safe comfy place, hanging from a nail in an "as new blue/black and white box".
back to eezi bleeds though, I have no trouble with mine. Done my old N/A, my 300 and my V8 LTWT no problem. Are you using too high a pressure? you only need ~10psi or so.
I must be simple or something, I've never had the slightest problem with my Ezibleed. Used it a few times on different cars, it just works. About 15-20 psi in the tyre away you go. Simples.