Excellent, I'm looking for a big grommit to fill the hole in my roof where an orange beacon used to live, I'll give a big dod o' Wensleydale a try.
I guess if you lived in Mauritania you could use your Caravane cheese for a mobile holday home !!!
Or if you were Mongolian and wanted a hooker you could a nice bit of Byaslag cheese.
Or how about, if you were a semi-skilled mechanic, would that make you a Feta?
But, knowing my luck, I'd end up with a whole Stinking Bishop.