I know! Teffy must be one hell of a fast typer!
There's a story behind that one; many years ago, I wanted to know how to use the ruddy 'puters at work; went to my local night school looking for a course; computer studies 'geek' told me they could teach me how to build a puter.... how to program a puter, or how to configure a computer network.....
OK, said I, which one will tell me how to get the ruddy failure data out of the soddin data-base at work?
Try the 'clerical' department, he said....
So I did.
woman that ran it, told me all about the courses, and how 'database management' was covered in one of the RSA courses, so I duly enrolled.....
Only to discover, that it was an effin typing course!
APPARENTLY, you had to qualify as a typist, before you could do the 'Secretarial' course, which qualified you for the 'Office Admin' course... which included the bit about data-bases!
Tried explaining to the woman I had absolutely NO need to aquire a 40wpm typing rate, as I had a secretary for that, but to no avail......
and besides; I was 24, and the only bloke in a class-room full of 18/19 year old girls....... and the company was paying for it........